Song Parodies -> "Some Enhanced Ted's Evening"

Original Song Title:

"Some Enchanted Evening"

Original Performer:

"Some Enhanced Ted's Evening"

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The Lyrics

Some Enhanced Ted's Evening
Talkin' 'bout Viagra
Blood gushed like Niag'ra
Across his shrouded bloom
And somehow, he knew
He knew even then,
That Good Will would do her
Again, and again,,

Some Enhanced Ted's Evening
Next night tried Cialis
Tom Lee would be jealous
Again, his shrouded bloom
Waved high, like a kite..
Good for "Thirty-six"..
Loud sounds of her passion
Ignited more kicks..

Doctors explain it,
TV tells us why
Tools give more pleasin's
With those pills you buy..

Some Enhanced Ted's Evening
Lost his mind for new loves,
Desp'rate housewives call him
They crave his shrouded bloom
And flock to his side..
Like dogs to a bone..
To safeguard your wife, you
Must enhance your own..

Once you have funned her
She will never go!
Once you have funned her,
She..won't..ev..er..go!

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alvin - June 23, 2008 - Report this comment

every bit as romantic as the OS

UnKnownVotrix - June 23, 2008 - Report this comment

sir L'Air de Farce, this needs more work . . . just too technical !

Guy - June 23, 2008 - Report this comment

Farce - writing like this must be really hard on you. Not that I have not been tempted because it sounds so enzyting - er... I mean exciting. I fear to try to partake in it since my eye sight is so poor and those Cialas disclaimers about vision problems could actually bring on what our mothers' always warned us about going blind from messin' while undressin'. So for that reason, I can't see it myself. I was listening to a song today and thought about doing another male enhancement parody and then you did this today. I've done several a few years back but then my eyes got worse so I quit. There is a saying I have heard that says:

In the land of the blind a one eye man would be king.

In this case I'd say that in the land of the limp some one eyed prick would be king.

Fine write, Farce - High thighs - er... I mean fives.

AFW - June 23, 2008 - Report this comment

Thanks to alvin, LCC, and Guy

UnKnownVotrix - June 24, 2008 - Report this comment

Sir, when was "fun" elevated to the high ranks of a verb?

AFW - July 05, 2008 - Report this comment

Just a little naughty poetic license...Nothin' wrong with a little verby blurby ...

adagio - July 07, 2008 - Report this comment

Romantic AND funny :) 5's

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