Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Don't Bring Zulus"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Bring Lulu"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Bring Zulus"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Your presence is requested,
At our big Zoo fund bash
It's a liberal invitation,
With some slight reservation
No, I'm not talking status
Or amounts of cash,
Altho' no one is excluded..
This group just might clash
Ohhhh.....

You can bring Ann with her bubble can
But don't bring Zulus
You can bring Jane, with her four leg cane
But don't bring Zulus
They're too mean, and tall,
When they dance, it shakes the wall,
Always carry long sharp spears
That can puncture tender rears..

You can bring Dot, she's got boobs real hot
But don't bring Zulus
Zulus get wild, and if they are riled
Could be bad for our health.
We don't need fierce warriors,
In halls or in the foyers..
Mind what you do, Bruce, don't bring Zulus,
And be sure you tell Ralph!

Guests arrive at the party, famous names are here
But then in come Zulus, old Ralph's got a screw loose
They dance their ceremonies,
Drums beating loud and clear
With fifty of their cronies...
None wear underwear.
Ohhhhh....

Could'a brought Wayne, if he'd used a crane,
But Ralph brought Zulus,
Could'a brought Ruth with her missing tooth,
But Ralph brought Zulus
Why does Ralph seem to do
What he is not supposed to..
Zulus chanting all around..
Poking guests, shakin' the ground..

He could'a brought Grace
With moles on her face,
But Ralph brought Zulus
Peace disturbed,
Cop cruisers are curbed
Haul in all the Zulu..
Zoo fund rasing party
It's ruined, all's not hearty,.
Headlines show..new news,
"No more Zulus!
Zoo lose. and you lose, too!"














Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 0
 0
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   0
 0
 0
 
 5   5
 5
 5
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

littleCupCakes - June 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir, it's Zany & Zooy !!
AFW - June 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks for click, LCC
alvin - June 09, 2008 - Report this comment
flat out great advice
AFW - June 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin
Guy - June 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Zimbabwe, this is good! Great timeing on this one and it just so happens to be 0555 Zulu time. And yes it is true you can't take Zulus anywhere. Someone brought them to a house party I was having. All my ceilings had head holes in them from their hyper dancing and ceiling plaster was all over the floors and ground into the carpets. No, no - don't ever take Zulus.

Ned: I just got back from Africa.
Ed: Really - what did you do there?
Ned: Mostly played cards with the natives.
Ed: Zulus?
Ned: No, mostly I won.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/franksinatra253.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 1245