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Song Parodies -> "Don't Bring Zulus"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Bring Lulu"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Bring Zulus"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Your presence is requested,
At our big Zoo fund bash
It's a liberal invitation,
With some slight reservation
No, I'm not talking status
Or amounts of cash,
Altho' no one is excluded..
This group just might clash

You can bring Ann with her bubble can
But don't bring Zulus
You can bring Jane, with her four leg cane
But don't bring Zulus
They're too mean, and tall,
When they dance, it shakes the wall,
Always carry long sharp spears
That can puncture tender rears..

You can bring Dot, she's got boobs real hot
But don't bring Zulus
Zulus get wild, and if they are riled
Could be bad for our health.
We don't need fierce warriors,
In halls or in the foyers..
Mind what you do, Bruce, don't bring Zulus,
And be sure you tell Ralph!

Guests arrive at the party, famous names are here
But then in come Zulus, old Ralph's got a screw loose
They dance their ceremonies,
Drums beating loud and clear
With fifty of their cronies...
None wear underwear.

Could'a brought Wayne, if he'd used a crane,
But Ralph brought Zulus,
Could'a brought Ruth with her missing tooth,
But Ralph brought Zulus
Why does Ralph seem to do
What he is not supposed to..
Zulus chanting all around..
Poking guests, shakin' the ground..

He could'a brought Grace
With moles on her face,
But Ralph brought Zulus
Peace disturbed,
Cop cruisers are curbed
Haul in all the Zulu..
Zoo fund rasing party
It's ruined, all's not hearty,.
Headlines news,
"No more Zulus!
Zoo lose. and you lose, too!"

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littleCupCakes - June 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir, it's Zany & Zooy !!
AFW - June 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks for click, LCC
alvin - June 09, 2008 - Report this comment
flat out great advice
AFW - June 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin
Guy - June 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Zimbabwe, this is good! Great timeing on this one and it just so happens to be 0555 Zulu time. And yes it is true you can't take Zulus anywhere. Someone brought them to a house party I was having. All my ceilings had head holes in them from their hyper dancing and ceiling plaster was all over the floors and ground into the carpets. No, no - don't ever take Zulus.

Ned: I just got back from Africa.
Ed: Really - what did you do there?
Ned: Mostly played cards with the natives.
Ed: Zulus?
Ned: No, mostly I won.

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