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Song Parodies -> "Someone To Crotch Over Me"

Original Song Title:

"Someone To Watch Over Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"Someone To Crotch Over Me"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

There's a saying new that the web is blind
Whom we're talking to, never sure of mind
Could be Joan of Arc, or a rat's behind..
Though beyond a "Ten" in the pic she sent
Is it just her yen, photo someone lent?
If hopes cost a dollar, fortunes I have spent..

I've got the airline ticket, flying to L.A.
Just hope that mouse has clicked me a house of play..

On the internet I met Melanie
Prayin' that she
Turns out to be
Someone who'll crotch over me

I'm a horny lamb who's got lots of wood
I know I could
Perform real good
To one who'll crotch over me..

Although she may not be a hot Angelina
I'll take a Mariah,
A Pam, or Brit-nee..

In our private chatroom, gave turn-on reads
Fantasy feeds,
Says she has needs
Someone To Crotch Over Me..

Someone To Crotch Over Me..

Now, the plane has landed, she's at the gate
Long blond hair, straight
Blessed is my fate,
Angel To Crotch Over Me..

Someone To Crotch Over Me..

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alvin - June 05, 2008 - Report this comment
you have quite the way of turning love songs into lust songs...nice one !
John Barry - June 05, 2008 - Report this comment
Great title.
Invisible Boy - June 05, 2008 - Report this comment
Another title from the Great American Songbook...glad you got lucky in the end.
AFW - June 05, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Guys
littleAngelCakes - June 05, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir L'Air, . . . This is a superb title switch! I'll never think about this Sinatra song the same way again . . .. but this ~blonde angel~ prefers just to 'watch over thee'!
AFW - June 05, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Angel
UnKnownVO - June 06, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir L'Air de Farce, you sinatra soooo well ! I love this series that you are currently doing!

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