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Song Parodies -> "Buffoon"

Original Song Title:

"Blue Moon"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Stan Hall

The Lyrics

The original "Rocky" was OK, but I still think Sly peaked in "The Lords of Flatbush" :-)

Your name’s Sylvester Stallone.
Was it your plan from the start
to be forever Balboa-in'?

In Rocky I you showed a flair for
underdog flicks; now I despair for
endless sequels folks don’t care for.

Not suddenly you and Indy both bore me
And it is not just because you've grown old
Rather, your franchises have become hoary,
Too plot- barren to even grow mold.

Now you’re also re-Rambo-in'
Why can’t you learn some new part?
Move on, now, let these alone.

© Stan Hall ... Thing is, the Indy same ol', same ol' is at least mildly entertaining, and I'll probably see the new one sometime after it's release on DVD. OTOH, having never seen nore of any "Rocky" sequel (or _any_ Rambo entry) than the snippet that amply evidenced its turn-offability is a for me point of pride almos, but not quite, on a par with never having worn a leisure suit. Rocky-wise, give me Jim Rockford's dad, or Lionel Hardcastle's. :-)

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alvin - February 28, 2008 - Report this comment
especially liked the 'stallone / balboa-in" and i couldn't agree more with the sentiment
Harry - February 28, 2008 - Report this comment
Liked that lots, stan. Thanks for telling it like it is. he'll probably come out with Rambo XX when he's 85. Sheesh.
AFW - February 28, 2008 - Report this comment
I like it....Stallone is always fair spoof game..pardon my own horn beep, but got him myself, a few years back, one called, "Rocky Stop" to the old bluegrass classic, "Rocky Top"
Mallory - February 28, 2008 - Report this comment
I liked it too... you really did a good job with this one. 5/5/5
littleCupCakes - February 28, 2008 - Report this comment
555 for the SS man, as he does work hard to look good for his age.
Guy (Stallone) - February 29, 2008 - Report this comment
Yo - Adrian - look ovah 'eah what dis rider did ta my movie. Um gonna hid 'im so hawd dat hez gonna be starvin' ta death rollin'. And hooze dis Stan guy ta say dat dis movie wuz bad - it gots $555.00 at the box office on obenin' day.
Stan - February 29, 2008 - Report this comment
Hey, t'anks to all youse guys and goyls what gimme good vodes! :-) AFW: checked out & loved "Rocky Stop" -- a fine history. And Guy (Stallone): You ain't see nuttin' yet ... we's arreddy got "Rocky 555" haff in da can. Huh? Naw, man, not da trash can ... :-)

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