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Song Parodies -> "New Year's, New Year's"

Original Song Title:

"New York, New York"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"New Year's, New Year's"

Parody Written by:

Kristof Robertson

The Lyrics

Happy New Year!! Did you all have fun? This guy sure did...up to a point...
Start drinkin' the booze
And gropin' your date
Eat canapes and dance a bit...New Year's, New Year's!
Let's cheer in the new:
Two thousand and eight...
Drunk sex tonight? Some chance of it....New Year's, New Year's!

But then you wake up...in a field, among the sheep
Next to that waitress called Jill...she's nude, asleep [oh crap!]

You've lost both your shoes
Your hair's full of hay
Somehow you've ripped your pants a bit...oh dear, New Year's!
How did you...end up here?
They must have...spiked your beer
Same sh*t you do...each year, New Year's!

[INSTRUMENTAL]
New Year's, New Year's...

You're smeared with make-up: then your cell phone starts to beep
Your WIFE'S gone home to her mom
Man, is she pissed!
Wants a divorce
Ain't New Year's fun?

Those hangover blues
Stay with you all day
You can't go back and cancel it:
It's done, New Year's...
No reso...lutions here;
Adulte...ry and beer
Both left you screwed: New Year's, Ne-ew YEAR'S!!!

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Jason - January 02, 2008 - Report this comment
555 New Year wishes for 2008 Sir Robertson! (Emperor of the parodists!)
Phil Alexander - January 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Waking up naked in a field after a New Year's do? You *must* be dreaming of home, Kristof... it's way too cold here ;-)


...and a happy New Year to you, too
MasonR - January 02, 2008 - Report this comment
LOL! May we share many more laughs in 2008!
Matthias - January 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Talk about a way to bring in the New Year!!! When I read the field of sheep line I was thinking... Oh no he didn't, but then you brought in Jill and I was like "Thank you". There's far too many animal loving parodies on this site, that's right I'm looking at you TJC.
Agrimorfee - January 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Hey, did hear the one about the aged restauranteur named Lang, and what he did to help make people find his restaurant quicker while driving down the street? nevermind. 555
John Barry - January 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Cheers.
alvin - January 02, 2008 - Report this comment
start spreading the fives....as fun and frisky as the OS
Jack Wilson - January 02, 2008 - Report this comment
AWESOME! 5s
Below Average Dave (badave.com) - January 02, 2008 - Report this comment
It's kinda still New Years. . .you know what's funny--this one is so obvious because the big New Years celebration here in the US takes place in New York City, I'm kind of ashamed of myself for not coming up with this since I am a Sinatra fan. . .Great job Kristof
PMS - January 02, 2008 - Report this comment
555 party favors for you
AFW - January 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Great NY's partier manual...
MrMacphisto - January 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Best of the day... :D
Kristof Robertson - January 03, 2008 - Report this comment
Thankyou, thankyou everybody...I'm wishing you all a parodyriffic 2008!

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