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Song Parodies -> "AT&T"

Original Song Title:

"Tea For Two"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

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The Lyrics

Companies calling
It's all so appalling
I feel like un-walling
my phone
Ten rings an hour,
turns my stomach sour,
When I'm in the shower,
I groan
The same if country or city,
They show no pity,
at all, it seems..
It's so degrading,
Wish it was fading,
They're always invading
my dreams...

Years ago,
Became well known
as SBC
That company
with phones...
They got us all nervous
Soliciting service..
Instead of our dollars,
Gave hang ups and hollers
Each one made us moan, sir...
"We don't want your lousy phone, sir..."
Now, today,
"Don't Call Lists" may
Keep them away,
Yet, some still stay
Turn our hair gray,
And bug us constantly..
Phone company,
They're once again,
Without them, oh
How happy life
would be..

I'd like to take them
black powder, and make them
A big bomb to bake them
Like clay..
In my mind I stew it,
like coffee, I brew it
And I just might do it..
some day
To prison, I'd go
But a cell there,
Just might be swell, there,
I swear it, Matey
Such impulse is weighty,
No more calls from AT,

(Repeat chorus)

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 9

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John Barry - September 24, 2007 - Report this comment
A storied name co-opted by Sc*mB*g Crooks. Nice job on a horrible outfit.
alvin - September 24, 2007 - Report this comment
and then they have to redo all those signs at that stadium in SF
McKludge - September 24, 2007 - Report this comment
For those of you that remember the old Bloom County comic strip
Its the Return of the Death Star!
Johnny D - September 24, 2007 - Report this comment
A T&T is A Tanqueray & Tequila, isn't it?

My vote is 555-4U4U.
2Eagle - September 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Five x five ringy dingies.
Johnny D - September 24, 2007 - Report this comment
No - wait - A T&T is A Tanqueray & Tonic, because Tanqueray is gin - it's a type of gin & tonic!
AFW - September 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, all for voting and commenting
MrMacphisto - September 24, 2007 - Report this comment
This was truly your calling... 5-5-5
Tommy Turtle - September 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Just this eve, I Sprinted out of the shower to answer a telemarketing call. Hate that.... Nothing phone-y here, this was cingularly funny... new verizons of humor... KL-5, as the phone #s in movies always start.
TJC - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Can you hear me now? I heard your brilliance 5 by 5 by 5 (but not over my AT&T powered iPhone)!

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