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Song Parodies -> "Stuck to a Lady, Tonight"

Original Song Title:

"Luck be a Lady, Tonight"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"Stuck to a Lady, Tonight"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

I generally have good luck
With gals when I go out
But, this night was a two edged sword
It's a tail, I'll tell you about
I'm in this bar, you see
Next to a lovely lush..
Her gown cut low with globes spilling over
And a sexy bubbled tush
I feel like Dirty Hairy,
When for her drinks, I pay..
I'm hopin' that tonight, she'll make my day..

Stuck To A Lady Tonight
Stuck To A Lady Tonight,
Knew I could never find a chick who's any hotter
Stuck To A Lady Tonight..

We closed the bar about three
Smashed like two pumpkins, are we
I must've blown a C-note, seemed a good investment..
Stuck is that lady to me..

She said let's go to my apartment
I said, "Okay"..I said it twice..
The next thing I knew we were lyin' in bed
Her lips clamped on mine like a vice

She slipped in lingerie, white
I felt my shorts getting tight
And figured maybe, that I soon might just be havin'
Luck with this lady tonight
You'd never guess that we were strangers
In darkness, knew just where to move..
The lady gave me teasin' and reason galore
To think I'd soon be in that groove..
She said, "Grab the KY, it's right
There on the night light
So, what I used and thought was lubricant was nail glue
Stuck To A Lady, Tonight!

Yes, I'm Stuck To A Lady, Tonight..

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alvin - September 12, 2007 - Report this comment
cracking up over the double meaning here
John Barry - September 12, 2007 - Report this comment
You nailed her but she nailed you. Great title and twist.
AFW - September 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin, and John............

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