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Song Parodies -> "I've Got Depends On Me"

Original Song Title:

"It All Depends On You"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"I've Got Depends On Me"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Dryness depends on diapers for a bladder prob
Oldsters depend on these things 'cause they do the job
Hygiene depends on products that are odor free
That's why Depends are great things, I've Got Depends On Me...

Bathrooms aren't urgent, no hurried pace
Dry as a desert, any old place
I've Got Depends On Me..

No bulges showin'..confidence, Pal
I can be goin' one can tell
I've Got Depends On Me..

I can swing "One" now,...or "Two" it
Don't have to bare do it
It's high tech, Baby...with poo or pee.

I know that.......

Cotton and plastic..make me The King
Off of the john, now..doin' my thing
I've Got Depends On Me..

It's such a treat in knowin' can still go on
Such a warm glow from goin'..when no one knows I've gone
I'n hangin' perked and proud, now.."Cool's" my middle name
Easy elimation,..I'm really on my game..


Never no oldors..never no smells
Doin' the nasty...everything gels
I've Got Depends On Me..

Muffled and signs of brown
People around me..don't have to drown
I've Got Depends On Me..

I was a one time
Now,'s fun time
Great high tech, Baby...with poo or pee

So comfy..

Before a strain meant..dribbles and drips
Now, there's on my hips
I've Got Depends...On.....Meeee

Yes, I've Got Depends On Me..

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 9

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alvin - August 20, 2007 - Report this comment
ah, the carefree life !
2Eagle - August 20, 2007 - Report this comment
The generation that listened to Sinatra probably needs depends.
AFW - August 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, guys
TJC - August 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Urine fine form! (Those micturation reverberations were never so sweet with Frank's original)
Tommy Turtle - August 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Are you by any chance an astronaut?
MrMacphisto - August 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Oh what a relief... lol... 5-5-5
Kristof Robertson - August 21, 2007 - Report this comment
ROFL! You're on fine form, AFW...TMGLTM, and the whole thing is disturbingly chucklesome. However, I noticed a few typoes; "elimation", "I'n", "oldors"...or maybe that's just me being pernickety. Still, a big 555

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