Dryness depends on diapers for a bladder prob
Oldsters depend on these things 'cause they do the job
Hygiene depends on products that are odor free
That's why Depends are great things, I've Got Depends On Me...

Bathrooms aren't urgent, no hurried pace
Dry as a desert, any old place
I've Got Depends On Me..

No bulges showin'..confidence, Pal
I can be goin'..no one can tell
I've Got Depends On Me..

I can swing "One" now,...or "Two" it
Don't have to bare down...to do it
It's high tech, Baby...with poo or pee.

I know that.......

Cotton and plastic..make me The King
Off of the john, now..doin' my thing
I've Got Depends On Me..

It's such a treat in knowin'..life can still go on
Such a warm glow from goin'..when no one knows I've gone
I'n hangin' perked and proud, now.."Cool's" my middle name
Easy elimation,..I'm really on my game..

Ooooooohhhh..

Never no oldors..never no smells
Doin' the nasty...everything gels
I've Got Depends On Me..

Muffled and quiet...no signs of brown
People around me..don't have to drown
I've Got Depends On Me..

I was a skeptic..at one time
Now, antiseptic..it's fun time
Great high tech, Baby...with poo or pee

So comfy..

Before a strain meant..dribbles and drips
Now, there's containment..here on my hips
I've Got Depends...On.....Meeee

Yes, I've Got Depends On Me..