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Song Parodies -> "I Got Orange Crush On You"

Original Song Title:

"I've Got A Crush On You"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"I Got Orange Crush On You"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

To you, I served a soda,
As suave as Abe Vigoda
Such lack of class
You perked in your bikini
Like some unbottled genie
I slipped,
And then you dripped..

Guess I proved I was the biggest Klutz around
Like a nerd who left his brains in "Lost and Found"
So cool, I snapped the cap off,
But, then just like some sap off
The boat,
I lost my tote...

I Got Orange Crush On You, Sweetie Pie
It fell from my fingers, clumsy I
I blushed and blamed the sea motion,
Explained my hands were slick from sun lotion

Sticky goo, everywhere
Bubbles on your bodice, and your pair
My confidence changed to mush
Because I Got Orange Crush On You

Sticky goo, every place
You took off your swimsuit, we embraced
A sexy body so lush
I'm glad I Got Orange Crush On You...

I'm glad I Got Orange Crush, My Baby, On You...

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 12

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Johnny D - August 06, 2007 - Report this comment
555 mg of Vitamin C.
alvin - August 06, 2007 - Report this comment
ya had me at 'abe vigoda'....funny stuff
Michael Pacholek - August 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Since when did you sign with the Denver Broncos? Oh, not that Orange Crush, the drink the Bronco D named themselves after.
AFW - August 06, 2007 - Report this comment
A thank you to Johnny D, alvin, and Michael
Kristof Robertson - August 06, 2007 - Report this comment
I SO love a happy ending. This was nigh on perfect, AFW....not a word wasted. BRA-freakin-VO! 555+
AFW - August 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Good to see ya' around again, Kristof...and thank you for vote and comments
Peregrin - August 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Hi AFW - I have to admit to not knowing the OS but it made a good read nonetheless :)
John Jenkins - August 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Very good, AFW, particularly the "bikini/unbottled genie" couplet. I think the Orange Crush marketing department might be contacting you about using this.
stuart mcarthur - August 10, 2007 - Report this comment
and according to the washing instructions, there's just no way you can get those bubbles out of her bodice AFW - although you could try immediate sponging - 555

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