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Song Parodies -> "Bottled Water"

Original Song Title:

"Love and Marriage"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"Bottled Water"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Bottled Water, Bottled Water
Were we asleep, and led like sheep to slaughter
It don't come from brook springs
But, from plain faucets where we turn things

Bottled Water, Bottled Water
My wife believed, so all that crap I bought her
Maybe now she'll wise up
Stop eating advertising lies up

I, I, I was kinda' skeptic
Right from the day one
Some folks like to be the sucker
Easier to play one...

Bottled Water, Bottled Water
I hope the wife has learned this lesson taught her
Forget all that cap stuff
Once more, think sink and drink the tap stuff

Is--there--any chance this news could end
The water market?
No--more--than paid parking lots would crash
If we street park it...

Bottled Water, Bottled Water
Senate investigate 'em, someone ought a'
Truth is H2-Owed us..
Ain't right, the way they pimped and Ho'd us

No Sir!

Not right, the way they pimped and Ho'd us

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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 5   7

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Peter Andersson - July 30, 2007 - Report this comment
You're draining my supply of 5s...
Matthias - July 30, 2007 - Report this comment
What really pisses me off is that a bottle of water at the movies, or theme park is the same price as a bottle of cola, but you're actually getting cola for that outrageous price, if you want water buy the cola and find the nearest drinking fountain. It's the same darn thing!
alvin - July 30, 2007 - Report this comment
you tapped into a funny concept
AFW - July 30, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, to Peter, Matthias, and alvin
Ann Hammond - July 30, 2007 - Report this comment
he he

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