Next time you're trapped with a song that is crap
There's a lot to be learned by singing rap

Just what makes that skanky old "ho"
Think she can hang a new bathroom "do"
Everyone knows a "ho's" "cho"
Isn't hanging a "do"

But she's got High Hopes, she's got High Hopes
She's got Snoop Doggie Dog by and by Hopes
So anytime you're feeling low with nowhere to go
Just remember that "ho"
Oops! There goes another thousand pound "do"

Next time you're stopped by a big angry cop
Then it's time, homey dog, to go hip hop

Just what makes that silly old b*tch
Think she can cure a case of jock itch
Everyone knows a rich b*tch
Cannot cure your jock itch

But she's got High Hopes, she's got High Hopes
She's got Ludacris Fifty Cent guy hopes
So anytime you're in a ditch and you've a got a twitch
Just remember that b*tch
Oops! There goes another case of jock itch.

(Instrumental Interlude)

So anytime your tune's too long and the words are wrong
And your stuff don't belong
Oops! Just put a little rap in your song.