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Song Parodies -> "Blood and Damage"

Original Song Title:

"Love and Marriage"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"Blood and Damage"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Actually from the 1950s, but the selector only goes back so far.
Blood and damage
Blood and damage
All this work has turned me to a savage
Venting my frustration
I beat him down in my work…station.

Blood and damage
Blood and damage
Guess he’s really gonna need a bandage
Think that he’d be wiser
Since he was called my super-visor

Tried, tried, tried to just ignore him
Proved to be futile
Tried, tried, tried but now I’ll stomp him down
With army boots, while

Blood and Damage
Blood and Damage
It’s what happens when you micro-manage
Time to duck and cover
You won’t get one
(He’s got a gun!)
You can’t get one without the…other!

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 11

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Peter Andersson - July 03, 2007 - Report this comment
This creates so many questions, who was it you beat up in the 50s, for what reason and why have you waited until now to unburden your heart? ;-)
Matthias - July 03, 2007 - Report this comment
I think you should start attending anger management.... Heh, heh, heh... My security code is 6AK...
Ann Hammond - July 03, 2007 - Report this comment
he he
Jack Wilson - July 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Loved it! 5s
alvin - July 03, 2007 - Report this comment
ah yes, a fantasy we've all indulged in at one time or another..5s
Kristof Robertson - July 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Where do you work, Sync? And do they have a gladiator's arena instead of a cafeteria? Scary, but fun. 555
karen - July 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Easy to sing along to
Max Power - July 14, 2007 - Report this comment
555 Damage.
Agrimorfee - July 17, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Reminds me of Tokusou Sentai Blessranger in one of his fouler moods.
Rex - July 18, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Ah the corporate have a knack for hitting my funny bone.
bobpiecheese - July 25, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) That's ONE way to deal with a bad boss...if only you didn't get arrested for it! Loved it!
Red Ant - July 28, 2007 - Report this comment
I liked this one probably a bit too much, but since I have a new job now... reminds me a bit of one definition of stress: "The confusion that results when the mind overrides the body's desire to choke the living s**t out of some a-hole who desperately needs it." - unknown.
stuart mcarthur - July 31, 2007 - Report this comment
(art) very economiacl and elegant, syncronos - you did the title sub proud, and I loved the smooth "It’s what happens when you micro-manage" - 555
Below Average Dave - August 01, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Cracking up, seriously, one of the best I've read by you without question, I love the whole idea. . .not at all what I expected,

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