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Song Parodies -> "DC Madam"

Original Song Title:

"Love and Marriage"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"DC Madam"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

DC Madam, DC Madam
Kept a log of politicians,
Swears she had 'em
Vows she'll blow their covers
Reveal to media her lovers

DC Madam, escort service
She's got Washington
A little nervous..
Named one, he got scary
Then, resigned as Secretary..

Most..will...try to just deny it false delusion..
Say politics is all..
That she is usin'...

DC Madam, DC Madam,
Swears she'll get the snakes
Like Eve did Adam..
Records could be stainy
Rumors say she'll target Cheney

Vengeful Madam
States she'll "Bad 'em"
Deborah Jeane's her name
The DC Madam..
Heads could roll like bowling..
When Palfrey shows her list for polling..

DC Madam's
Eve to Adams
Senators from Flor'da
Might just chad 'em..
Talked to ABC news
Names she has..could really be news..

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 9

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Peter Andersson - June 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Don't Know The Original Story but from what I can read here I'll take it she's a whistleblower with emphasis on the blower part.
Jeff Reuben - June 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Just a typical day in DC...
alvin - June 29, 2007 - Report this comment
especially liked the eve and adam line
2Eagle - June 29, 2007 - Report this comment Monica? Newsworthy use of that old song.
John Barry - June 29, 2007 - Report this comment
A fine satire. Good work!
AFW - June 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Peter, Jeff, alvin, 2Eagle, and John
Stephen Harrington - June 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Cool, 555.
stuart mcarthur - June 30, 2007 - Report this comment
don't have to know the story to appreciate this AFW - 555

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