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Song Parodies -> "After They've Gone"

Original Song Title:

"After You've Gone"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"After They've Gone"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

After They've Gone,
Let's hope they're flushin'
After They've Gone,
Wash hands, no rushin'
Cooks, I mean..
The restaurant scene..
No diner wants to taste
A waste machine...

Some chefs, sometime
Might say, forget it..
Ignore the grime
And not regret it..
(But) we'll know..when they been cheatin'
if we find poo poo in
The food that we're eatin'
After They've Gone,
After They've Gone
That way...


After the stall..
Like on J. Seinfeld
Bid nature's call
And leave a mine field..
We'll know..they're hygiene cheatin'
If lotta' brown spots dot
The pasta we're eatin'
After They've Gone,
After They've Gone
That way...

(Ooo! Ooo! Ooo!)


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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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alvin - June 12, 2007 - Report this comment
i washed my hands after voting
2Eagle - June 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Poomaster met his match.
Dee Range - June 12, 2007 - Report this comment
I saw that Seinfeld, where "Poppy" didn't wash up, then made Jerry's pizza by hand tossing the dough. LMAO
AFW - June 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin, 2Eagle, and Dee

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