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Song Parodies -> "Caught 'em In New York"

Original Song Title:

"Autumn In New York"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"Caught 'em In New York"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Caught 'em In New York,
A lousy cheap escort service
Caught 'em In New York
This scratchin' sure makes me nervous..

Nittering pubes - with remedy lubes
In back of my fly,
They're making the "Y" - their home

I Caught 'em In New York
Sure gotta' watch who you do love
Caught 'em In New York
They dominate my domain..

These creeps just drive me nuts,
They're livin' in little huts,
(And) I Caught 'em In New York,
Ain't goin' back there again...

I Caught 'em In New York
The little rascals play down there..
Caught 'em In New York
From sex, I now must abstain..

Can't blame the restroom stools,
They're wearin' the family jewels..
I Caught 'em In New York
Ain't goin' back there again...

Ain't goin' back there again...








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Susanna Viljanen - June 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Liked it. Fives.
John Barry - June 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Start spreading the ooze/Make itching go 'way/Wish they would depart; got 'em in New York, New York.
alvin - June 11, 2007 - Report this comment
catch some fives while you're at it
AFW - June 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Susanna, John,...good lines, and alvin
jeff stambo - June 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Another STD (spoof transcending designation) from the master. Hey, sometimes a one-track mind is a good thing. Bravo!
Dee Range - June 11, 2007 - Report this comment
I woke up a little 'crabby', until I read this. It left me itching to read more!
AFW - June 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Jeff..like that new initial meaning..and thanks, Dee..good puns, there

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