Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "At Zoos...You Get Bites"

Original Song Title:

"The Blues In The Night"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"At Zoos...You Get Bites"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

That Llama done bit me, he chewed on my right hand
That Llama done bit me, hard
This hand's drivin' me nuts,
He ate more than peanuts,
Out there in that feedin' yard..
Those Llamas are tooth-faced..
Big ol' chewy things,
Who'll put you in slings
At Zoos..you get Bites..

Now, the pain's a' comin'
So insane, ain't numbin'
"Whooeeee!"
(That Llama done bit me)
With him, had to wrestle..
We had quite a tussle, "Whooee!"
(That Llama done bit me)
A-whooeeee-ah-whooeee
It's hurtin' like heck, clear up to my neck!
At Zoos..you get Bites..

Nothin' will ease these miseries,
I'm dyin'
Ain't been sleepin' none at night...
Since that God awful bad Llama bite...
When it occurred,
yelled some choice words
With four letters, ..that was wrong..
But, there was no preacher in sight..

From bandage to needles,
From pain pills to arm slings
To clinics, I had to go..
I been in some big zoos
And fed lotta big ones,
But, now there's one thing I know
Those Llama's are tooth-faced
Big old chewy things, who'll put you in slings,
At Zoos...You Get Bites!
Those Llama's ain't right
At Zoos...You Get Bites!

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 0
 0
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   0
 0
 0
 
 5   6
 6
 6
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

alvin - May 31, 2007 - Report this comment
lol...ya had me at the llama / mama switch
Jeff Stambo - May 31, 2007 - Report this comment
Great parody Loved "From bandage to needles, From pain pills to arm slings". And even the non-perfect rhyme (wrestle/tussle) is faithful to the OS, in which even the finicky perfectionist Johnny Mercer decided that "whistle/trestle" would work, probably better than a perfect rhyme. And it did work. So does yours; and for a parodist, Johnny Mercer is very nice company. Your train leaves at 5:55.
John Barry - May 31, 2007 - Report this comment
A funny take on Old Zoo Eyes.
Dee Range - May 31, 2007 - Report this comment
This parody sure doesn't bite! Loved the double entendre "These llamas are tooth-faced". 555 mg of Oxy and Morphine for your pain
AFW - May 31, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin.......and thanks, Jeff...Yeah, J. Mercer, my all time favorite lyricist........thanks, John..."Ol Zoo Eyes" he he...might be another idea, about FS at the zoo...........and thanks, Dee..for the heavy shots
2Eagle - June 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Ever get sprayed by an elephant?

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/franksinatra184.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 745