That Llama done bit me, he chewed on my right hand
That Llama done bit me, hard
This hand's drivin' me nuts,
He ate more than peanuts,
Out there in that feedin' yard..
Those Llamas are tooth-faced..
Big ol' chewy things,
Who'll put you in slings
At Zoos..you get Bites..

Now, the pain's a' comin'
So insane, ain't numbin'
"Whooeeee!"
(That Llama done bit me)
With him, had to wrestle..
We had quite a tussle, "Whooee!"
(That Llama done bit me)
A-whooeeee-ah-whooeee
It's hurtin' like heck, clear up to my neck!
At Zoos..you get Bites..

Nothin' will ease these miseries,
I'm dyin'
Ain't been sleepin' none at night...
Since that God awful bad Llama bite...
When it occurred,
yelled some choice words
With four letters, ..that was wrong..
But, there was no preacher in sight..

From bandage to needles,
From pain pills to arm slings
To clinics, I had to go..
I been in some big zoos
And fed lotta big ones,
But, now there's one thing I know
Those Llama's are tooth-faced
Big old chewy things, who'll put you in slings,
At Zoos...You Get Bites!
Those Llama's ain't right
At Zoos...You Get Bites!