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Song Parodies -> "Itchcraft"

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Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

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The Lyrics

Fast fingers scratch my rear
Yet, no-one sees them here
Sly motions won't appear,
.....It's Itchcraft !

A nostril pick or two
For others not in view
Mastering what I do,
.....It's Itchcraft !

Yes, it's Itchcraft ! Tricky Itchcraft !
And altho' I know such acts are taboo..
When scratch demands the need in me
High magic spurs great speed in me
The public eyes can't read what I do....

If I were filthy rich,
All treasure in my niche
I'd trade to scratch one itch, it's true..

I've got Itchcraft ! Voodoo Itchcraft !
Though society, tells me it's strictly taboo..
I've got a good defense for it
I bear no consequence for it
Add quite an eloquence to it, too

It's Itchcraft ! Spooky Itchcraft !

Itchcraft !
Ohhhh, Itchcraft !

Itchcraft !

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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alvin rhodes - March 16, 2007 - Report this comment
ooh...that's a good spot...5s
Ann Hammond - March 16, 2007 - Report this comment
What alvin said
AFW - March 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, to those who voted and commented
Yoidy - March 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Itchy 5s! I can relate.
2Eagle - March 17, 2007 - Report this comment
Drop the W and you give the song a whole new meaning.

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