Song Parodies -> "Have A Pip And Merry Little Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas"

Original Performer:

"Have A Pip And Merry Little Christmas"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

A special dedication to the Dynamic Duo. And thanks to Malcolm for
keeping his torch aflame for so long.

Have a Pip and Merry little Christmas
Here on AmiRight--
We'll continue guessing till we get it right..........

Have a Pip and Merry little Christmas
Whether straight or gay--
Is Malc's song on target? Is he miles away?

Transgenders or bisexuals,
Homosexuals,
Or not......

Men or women or half-and-half,
If they make us laugh,
So what?

Though our jeers we congregate as equals,
(If the rules allow.....)
Whether dropping teddies or just dropping trou'...............

Go have a Pip and Merry little Christmas now...........

(Instrumental interlude--lots of strings--no, not that kind--Bob Gomez on
acoustic guitar--unplugged--Will you stop thinking like that? Shame on you!
Now back to our song, dearies----)

I was stuck writing songs that suck
Saying "What the f#@k!--
Oh, well....."
Then I landed on Chucky's site
Do my songs delight?
Please tell!

When someday we meet at our Punvention,
What an awesome sight--
To see Malc and Pippin when they kiss goodnight..........!
Till then I wish you Merry-Pere-grins tonight.......

�Bob Gomez 2003

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Billy Florio - December 14, 2003 - Report this comment

Great job Bob

AussieBullDog - December 14, 2003 - Report this comment

Top job Bob! Fives, mate.

Johnny D - December 15, 2003 - Report this comment

Yes Bob, your songs do delight! 5's

Michael Pacholek - December 15, 2003 - Report this comment

Damn! Bob beat me to it! I was trying to do "I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas, I wanna wish you a Pippin Christmas..." to the tune of "Feliz Navidad"! Rats!

Michael Pacholek - December 15, 2003 - Report this comment

Oh yeah, and it was Judy Garland first, not Frank.

Bob Gomez - December 15, 2003 - Report this comment

Yeah, Michael, there are probably a hundred parodies that could follow the same line. How about "Merry Christmas/Malcolm's Over"? It would make a good medley with "Sex Nuts Roasting By an Open Fire." On another website. d;:^)

Guy - December 15, 2003 - Report this comment

Bob - Excellent. Very well thought out and executed. Nice!

Johnny D - December 15, 2003 - Report this comment

Bob - "Sex Nuts Roasting By an Open Fire" - great idea! I can imagine some lines....properly censored here, of course....

Sex nuts roasting by an open fire
Jack *** ****** at your nose
You'll ride Carol, being ****** by a choir
And folks dressed up like Eskimos
Everybody knows a ****-*** by a *****'s toes
Will help to make the ***** pop
***** ***** with their ******* all aglow
Will say "Keep ******* please, don't stop!"
They know that Santa's on his way
He's loaded lots of toys and goodies on his sleigh
And every ****-******'s gonna spy
To see if Santa's a Viagra guy

etc etc etc HO HO HO

Meriadoc - December 24, 2003 - Report this comment

Bob! I am sorry I missed this earlier - I've been away. Yeah, I want to get a photo of Malcolm and Pippin kissing! Yum yum! ;-)

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