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Song Parodies -> "Fry Me A Baboon"

Original Song Title:

"Fly Me To The Moon"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"Fry Me A Baboon"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

Just monkeying around...
Fry me a baboon
Let me munch on a macaque
Gibbon half a chance
I'll have a spider monkey snack
Insisting on, primates, man
Ingesting a, baby monkey

Grill me a gorilla
Onion-ring-tailed lemur
Orang-utan à l'orange
Or taco'd
Ingest a dou-roucouli
Inside a bun, chimpanzee

Fill my roll with rhesus
Sup samanago sweet and sour
Munching on a marmoset
Having an shower
Barbary ape, barbeque
Inside a bun... Ingest-ee-yun
Done for you

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 14

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Jack Wilson - November 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Awesome job! 555!
Yoidy - November 20, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm an animal lover, but I laughed in spite of myself, so I have to give you credit. 555!
Arwen - November 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Super clever, Phil...and I love the OS, as well! Funny stuff!
TJC - November 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Just excellent...Gibbon half a chance... LOL!
alvin rhodes - November 20, 2006 - Report this comment
title of the
MasonR - November 20, 2006 - Report this comment
5 Rhesus pieces for you!
Ravyn Rant - November 20, 2006 - Report this comment
I laughed out loud at the title. The rest of it wasn't bad, either. Glad to see you don't...(wait for it!)...monkey around! (Sorry.) 555
PMS - November 20, 2006 - Report this comment
I went ape over this
Phil Alexander - November 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks everyone :-)
To all who commented on the title, I had "Buy me a baboon" on the go for a while, then realized that eating the little critters had much more comic potential...
TJC - sigh... "gibbon half a chance" is a steal from The Goodies' "Funky Gibbon", but I couldn't resist putting it in.
Matthias - September 28, 2017 - Report this comment
This is an underrated classic! Reminds me a lot of my own "Chinese Wok" where I did something similar but with dogs and cats instead of monkeys

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