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Song Parodies -> "Stakes and Vampires"

Original Song Title:

"Love and Marriage"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"Stakes and Vampires"

Parody Written by:

Susanna Viljanen

The Lyrics

Stakes and vampires,
stakes and vampires
they go together like sports and umpires
Ask the gal named Buffy
I guess she's seen and done enough it

Cross and garlic,
cross and garlic
they are the best of all apotropaic
spray on holy water -
that's how repel the Nosferatu!

Try, try, try decapitate them
- shoot silver bullet
Drive, drive wooden stake through heart and
use a heavy mallet

Bats and coffins,
bats and coffins
they are the stuff for all you vampire boffins
Vampires leave no shadows
they can't live at sunny meadows

Cry, cry, cry in shrieking holler
that's how they expire
Apply-ply-ply a silver dollar
it'll burn the vampire

Stakes and vampires,
stakes and vampires
they go together like sports and umpires
Ask the gal named Buffy
I guess she's seen and done enough it!

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2Eagle - November 03, 2006 - Report this comment
I love funny versions of old songs. I thought the best way to get rid of vampires was to burn their coffins - or else get them to convert to Judaism. The Mosaic Law forbids the consuming of blood - FYI for goyim.
Peregrin - November 03, 2006 - Report this comment
I like this Susanna! I have had a "Love and Marriage" parody half done for some time but my other half keeps ignoring it, don't they, Merry ? Anyway, good job :)
Yoidy - November 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Oh Susanna! You slay vamps for me. And it's 555 that you will see!

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