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Song Parodies -> "Without A Schlong"

Original Song Title:

"Without A Song"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"Without A Schlong"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Without A Schlong,
A man would have no thing
He'd look so wrong
No hammer there to swing
He might as well
Grab his guitar and sing
Without A Schlong...

Without a patch
He'd never need a frau
No eggs could hatch,
Or fatherhood allow
No place to scratch
No sex, no way, no how
Without A Schlong...

Sometimes, they're trouble and woe
But sure as you know,
A guy still needs his pole
He can't get along,
Be strong, with no dong,
He might as well bo-o-owl...

To never know
The thrill and joy of sex
Would be a blow
That really could perplex
The average Joe
He would just please his ex
Without A Schlong...

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Dee Range - October 24, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL, AFW. Lots of great lines, and a killer ending.
TJC - October 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Awesome! (But poor Frank would be cast in a different light during his "Me and My (schlongless) Shadow" number!
Yoidy - October 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Better smoke a bong if ya got no schlong. This should be John and Lorena Bobbit's song.
alvin rhodes - October 24, 2006 - Report this comment
brought a tear to my eye...when i wasn't laughing my ass off
John Barry - October 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Swing-a-dink-ding!
PMS - October 24, 2006 - Report this comment
A member-able tune
AFW - October 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Dee, TJC, Yoidy, alvin, John, and PMS...enjoyed your comments, funny lines, and puns
Stuart McArthur - October 25, 2006 - Report this comment
yes, he would just please his ex - when I figured that out, I laughed, AFW - great job -555
Niel Diamond - October 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Sclong Slung Lewd.... 5's (I'm really Lionel Mertens)
AFW - October 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Stuart, and Niel,(Lionel)
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - October 26, 2006 - Report this comment
The scariest part of loosing your schlong must be having to learn to think with your brain. Anyway, it's always kinda fun to see that another parodist have been beating the same meat, I mean subject, over the same last couple of days. Check out my new parody later today and you'll se what I mean. Oh, and I'm with anyone who said that this one rises in the end. :-)
AFW - October 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Peter, I did check it out, with a vote and comment...you took a real good cut at it, there

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