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Song Parodies -> "You Know That It's Futile To Resist Us"

Original Song Title:

"Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"You Know That It's Futile To Resist Us"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

You know that it's futile to resist us,
Just accept your plight.
Mem-o-ry in bubbles,
Get you thinking right.

Yes you know it's futile to resist us,
It's the Borg tried way.
From now on you'll double,
As a cache array,

Forget about your olden days,
You're holdin' trays in core.
Eight mule friends who will steer with us,
You'll be eight of nine, drone Borg.

Through light years,
We always stay together.
All you eights avow,
Chart some shining stars.
And point this star ship's bow,
And lose yourself.
It's futile to resist us now.

Forget about your olden days,
You're holdin'trays in core.
Eight mule friends who will steer with us,
You'll be eight of nine, drone Borg.

Through light years,
We always stay together.
All you eights avow,
Chart some shining stars.
And point this star ship's bow,
And lose yourself.
It's futile to resist us now.

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Pacing: 4.7
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Overall Rating: 4.6

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Adagio - December 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Hmm...the words speak to me. 5's
Johnny D - December 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Borg-a-licious ! Three-of-Five for UniMatrix-DiRito.
Diva - December 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Cute song, Guy.
Seven of Nine - December 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Nothing gets me in the mood for the Holidays like a Borg Christmas tune. Live long and prosper. (My apologies to my Vulcan brethren.)
Captain Michael Pacholek - December 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Not bad, Guy, but in case you didn't notice, guy, Captain Jane... excuse me, Admiral Janeway destroyed them. And while Frank sang it (What the hell, he sang everything else, and was even appreciated on Star Trek, at least on Deep Space Nine), I think this one goes back to Judy Garland in "Meet Me In St. Louis," stardate 1944. And Johnny, if you keep making bad Trek puns, I'm gonna toss you in the brig with nothing to read but some of Spock's research papers and nothing to eat but gagh. You'll be hauling me into a court-martial claiming "Torture!" faster than you can say "Space Family Robinson." Or maybe I actually like those jokes and I'm just venting plasma.
Chief Engineer Montgomery Scott - December 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Michael, laddy, get a'holda yer manifold and give yer conduits a good scrubbin', if y'know what'ah mean.....
Mari D - December 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Guy, I really like the juxtaposition of warm and fuzzy Xmas tune with the Borg! What's next, Klingon opera? Oh, it's been done. And nobody dies in Trek.
Guy - December 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Hmmm, Klingon opera, now that may have possibilities. Thanks all for enjoying and commenting.
Janessa - July 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey Guy, what does Futile mean? I've never heard that word before...
Webster Abridged - September 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Janessa - Futile defined:

Futile:

fu·tile [ fyoot'l ]

adjective

1. in vain: with no practical effect or useful result

2. frivolous: lacking serious value, substance, or a sense of responsibility

[Mid-16th century. From Latin futilis “leaky, worthless.” Ultimately from an Indo-European base meaning “to pour,” which is also the ancestor of English fuse1 and gush.]
Phil Alexander - December 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Wonderful, Guy :-)
Adagio - February 06, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Nice to read this one again. Very cute, Guy! 5's
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - February 07, 2005 - Report this comment
The chip in my neck says to click on 5s. ;
Agrimorfee - February 09, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) You boldly go where no Christmas parody has gone before!555
Rick D - February 09, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm joining the collective.
Johnny D - February 10, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm coining "The Jollective".
Jeff Reuben - February 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Love the Star Trek stuff!
Stuart McArthur - February 11, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) - ah, it was Star Trek - now I follow (NOT a Trekkie) - nice pacing Guy
2nz - February 14, 2005 - Report this comment
ha, HAA. But I am CAPTAIN SOMEBODY and I don't know the meaning of the word 'futile'... I try not to use big words on my quest to save the galaxy. It makes my head hurt. I am CAPTAIN SOMEBODY and I cannot allow that.

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