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Song Parodies -> "Charmin Squeezer"

Original Song Title:

"Love And Marriage"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"Charmin Squeezer"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Charmin Squeezer, Charmin Squeezer
You should go to jail,
You roamin' seizer
Fussy, 'bout your tissue
It's sticky fingers that I wish you

Toilet paper, sneaky caper
Are you worried 'bout
The cash you pay per?
Why do you seek plushy,
Is yours an extra tender tushy?

Why, why, why, must you annoy him?
Poor Mister Whipple
Try, try, try to leave the rolls untouched,
Without a ripple

Charmin' Squeezer, Charmin Squeezer
Strive to be a better store-keep pleaser
Try toilet your tension
Unravel in some new dimension


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alvin rhodes - July 20, 2006 - Report this comment
nice job
TJC - July 20, 2006 - Report this comment
I love your clever wordplay ... truly a parsimoniously parsed pooh paper parody!
AFW - July 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin, and TJC
Matthias - July 20, 2006 - Report this comment
AFW, You're charmin' me with this one!
Kristof Robertson - July 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Now that's a topic and OS I would NEVER have thought of putting together! Great stuff. 555
AFW - July 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Matthias, and thanks Kristof

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