It's quarter to ten,
I spied a couple hot girls
So, fix me up, Ben
I'm drinkin' Jim Beam
And my dream,
Is to snag me a Babe,
So, make it one for the ladies
Hope one more gets me laid

With wives, I'm between
Could use a little action
To oil my machine..
Been feelin' low down
Then, heard about wild women
On this side a' town
I won't bore you no more
With my story,
Please come to my aid
And make it one for the ladies
Hope one more gets me laid..

I'm on a bender,
And willin' to be a big spender
Made a killin' in the market, just today
Now, I'm a rambler,
And, I'm a gambler
Who's bettin' on some gal to come my way..

So, that's how it goes
And Ben, good friend
The condoms, I'll have two of those
That old clock's spinnin' 'round
I'm all set to be bed bound
In a passionate trade
I'll spring one more for the ladies
Hope one more gets me laid...
(Oh, oh)
Too late,
Those hot babes..just strayed....