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Song Parodies -> "Lady Has Been Clamped"
Original Song Title:
"Lady Is A Tramp"
Original Performer:
Frank Sinatra
Parody Song Title:
"Lady Has Been Clamped"
Parody Written by:
Phil Alexander
The Lyrics
A story told by one of life's less sympathetic characters, the Traffic Warden.
She got no lights on, and drives in the dark
She drives an SUV, big as an ark
She's never bothered to learn how to park
That's why the lady has been clamped
I'd like to...
Give her a ticket - no ticket to ride
Know where she'd stick it, and stick it with pride
It just ain't cricket - that, I can't abide
That's why the lady has been clamped
She loves the big, huge 4x4 cars
Life sat in bars
She's rich - the bitch
Hates parking meters, no pass has been stamped
That's why the lady has been clamped
I see her eating, and sipping Bordeaux
It's hard just waiting for her to go
'Cause worst of all, she's parked on my toe
That's why the lady
That's why the lady
That's why the lady has been clamped
She drives an SUV, big as an ark
She's never bothered to learn how to park
That's why the lady has been clamped
I'd like to...
Give her a ticket - no ticket to ride
Know where she'd stick it, and stick it with pride
It just ain't cricket - that, I can't abide
That's why the lady has been clamped
She loves the big, huge 4x4 cars
Life sat in bars
She's rich - the bitch
Hates parking meters, no pass has been stamped
That's why the lady has been clamped
I see her eating, and sipping Bordeaux
It's hard just waiting for her to go
'Cause worst of all, she's parked on my toe
That's why the lady
That's why the lady
That's why the lady has been clamped
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Good punch line, Phil.
A real man would have appologised for putting his toe under my wheel! :-)
Hey ! Stop following me around just so you can write songs about me! 5-5-5
A very fun read; well done.
...and the one I missed out:
While on her mobile, signs "Do not disturb"
Her sense of parking is hardly superb
She needs a taxi to get to the kerb
That's why the lady has been clamped
..and Lady, I'm very sorry your tyre has been dented by the pressure of my toe... ;-)
While on her mobile, signs "Do not disturb"
Her sense of parking is hardly superb
She needs a taxi to get to the kerb
That's why the lady has been clamped
..and Lady, I'm very sorry your tyre has been dented by the pressure of my toe... ;-)
Thanks to you, the lady has a Denver boot on her soul!
555 boots to the head!
(L) Hee hee! Fun read, Phil!
(ABC) Good one!
(ABC) Call it the Denver Boot, call it the Boston Buckle, this parody's still a hoot, it gave me a Charleston Chuckle.
(ABC) Quite amusing.
(ABC) I was amazed at how insipid the OS was - this was a great improvement on it! :-)
Yep, but nothing insipid about Phil's parody!
Brain fade... I go away for a few days and forget that this song was in the ABC round L, so I was thinking "what's with all these new comments?" Wakey, wakey, Phil. Anyway, thanks all... I kind of like this song, too :-)
This one got my vote for a win for this round very good one Phil..
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