You take old songs you've heard
Arrange or change a word
Some funny, some absurd
..It's Switch Craft

In comments some may bitch
Or say this ain't your niche
But, when you've got the itch
..For Switch Craft

You'll drain your brain, intense for it
Hope readers aren't too dense for it
Try to dispense good sense for it,..too

Play that Switch Craft,
Crazy Switch Craft..
And altho' you know,
Won't be in "Who's Who"

When thoughts arouse brain feed in you
Deep drive derives that need in you
All normal shame and heed in you..flew

These parodies you'll pitch
Like some word wizard witch
'Cause they're such fun to Switch,..it's true

Switch Craft!