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Song Parodies -> "Come Grain Or Come Wine"

Original Song Title:

"Come Rain Or Come Shine"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"Come Grain Or Come Wine"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

I'm gonna' get drunk, like nobody gets drunk,
Come Grain or Come Wine
High as a mountain, Full as a river
Come Grain or Come Wine

Bartender, if you let me
I'll have fifteen of these things
So, come on and wet me
Cause I'm gonna' get smashed,
You can bet me, bet me..

I'm gonna' drink up like nobody's drunk up
Come Grain or Come Wine
Here's to my Heather, she got together
With a friend of mine

Pour me Chablois or scotch, Honey
Don't worry, I've plenty of money
Yes, I'm boozin' all ways
I'm chuggin' Grain or Wine

Pour me Chablois or scotch, Honey
Don't sweat it, I have got the money
I'm gettin' drunk all ways...
I'm guzzlin' Grain or Wine
Grain or Wine...

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

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alvin rhodes - April 14, 2006 - Report this comment
a boozy woozy blast
Tommy Turtle - April 14, 2006 - Report this comment
I'll be Frank: 'Sinatra worst one you've ever done... Heather is missing out on a really funny guy. F*** her.... This bartender serves up Fifteen.
Rick C - April 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Ah, one of my favorite passtimes! Reading your parodies, not drinking! 555
AFW - April 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Appreciate it, alvin, Tommy, and Rick C
Johnny D - April 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Sounds like your parody-drinkin' buddy is Al Kohawl, eh? 5 shots of 55 proof spoof.
carol - April 14, 2006 - Report this comment
5 bottles
AFW - April 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Johnny...good pun...................thanks, Carol...I'll drink to that
Larry Hensley - April 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Thought this was by Don Henley. Oh well, it's a cool parody, 555 bottles of wine

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