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Song Parodies -> "Peek In The Latrine"

Original Song Title:

"Begin The Beguine"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"Peek In The Latrine"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

When They Peek In The Latrine
Such ungodly sights, their eyes aren't prepared for
All windows they raise to circulate air for
Our bodily function mess, brown and green

For three days or four, we hit the bars
Crap, puke, smears the floor, around us it's laying
Like Florida palms, stone drunk, we're swaying
When They Peek In The Latrine

Rank fumes and high stench surpass apprehension
Tears well up the eyes of our first Sarge
A scene by far...past putrid, beyond gut wrenchin'
Fuel for dissension..tension is large

No chance for remorse or any regrets
We can't turn back time to refuse the wine that's been tasted
A bash, like on Mash, so much cash on broads we have wasted
Ten days in the brig can be seen

Jig is up, They Peek In The Latrine
Catch us six train wreck guys, on leave, since can't remember
KP duty is bound to be cast till early December
When They Peek In The Latrine

Damn it all, They Peek In The Latrine, not our day
Squint and strive to act sober, more with brass above you
Two MP's standing right by the door, outside they shove you
Even Sargent Bilko..could not save our skin
When They Peek In...The Latrine

When They Peek In The Latrine




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YAD - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment
555. Ugh... I HAD to look... :-D
alvin rhodes - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment
disgustingly funny
Johnny D - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Someone oughta o-o-o-pen up a win-dow!
John Barry - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment
"Rank fumes and high stench surpass apprehension" Fantastic line! Fives
AFW - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, to Yad, alvin, Johnny D, and John Barry
Tommy Turtle - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Urine ur usual fine form... ureter TT, helaffa.... ("your reader", who is streeeeeeetching his 3" a little too much there).... "A bash, like on Mash, so much cash on broads we have wasted". Five days in the brig.
AFW - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Tommy
Larry Hensley - April 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Do NOT go in there! 5's
Paree Dee - April 14, 2006 - Report this comment
"Our bodily function mess, brown and green..." Ohhhh icky icky line ! Perfectly descriptive, and memorable. 5 tons of potatoes for you, AFW
AFW - April 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Larry...funny comment......................and thanks, Paree ...glad you found it so grossly a peeling
LucidLupin - April 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Ah phew three pooey fives ;)

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