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Song Parodies -> "Someone To Wash Over Me"

Original Song Title:

"Someone To Watch Over Me"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"Someone To Wash Over Me"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

There's a saying old, that says love is blind
But, if you have the gold, vision, they will find
And so, often I seek to satisfy body and mind

Flipped thru the pages of a fat phone book
In the column, "M"..a number, I took
It's for oriental pleasure that I look

You sound like you're very pretty, I'll come right down, Mam..
In just half an hour, if no traffic jam..

Drove to massage parlor, paid "Suzi Kee"
Charged hourly,
After the fee
Someone Will Wash Over Me..

Got a geisha girl to shine up my wood
Shaved is her hood,
Tipped her real good
She's one Who'll Wash Over Me

Although she may not be the soul some
Folks think of as wholesome
For right sum,
Delivers nook-ee

So, I beg her please to finish the deed
Please let's procede,
Share what I need
Now that you've Washed Over Me

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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alvin rhodes - March 08, 2006 - Report this comment
not the titanic parody i expected, but delightful nonetheless
John Barry - March 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Wash your mouth with 15 bars of soap.
Stephen Harrington - March 08, 2006 - Report this comment
So so naughty... DKTOS, but 555 anyway, since I like naughty. ^___^
AFW - March 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin, John, and Stephen
Larry Hensley - March 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Good one.
AFW - March 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Larry

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