There's a saying old, that says love is blind
But, if you have the gold, vision, they will find
And so, often I seek to satisfy body and mind

Flipped thru the pages of a fat phone book
In the column, "M"..a number, I took
It's for oriental pleasure that I look

You sound like you're very pretty, I'll come right down, Mam..
In just half an hour, if no traffic jam..

Drove to massage parlor, paid "Suzi Kee"
Charged hourly,
After the fee
Someone Will Wash Over Me..

Got a geisha girl to shine up my wood
Shaved is her hood,
Tipped her real good
She's one Who'll Wash Over Me

Although she may not be the soul some
Folks think of as wholesome
For right sum,
Delivers nook-ee

So, I beg her please to finish the deed
Please let's procede,
Share what I need
Now that you've Washed Over Me