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Song Parodies -> "Sex and Money"
Original Song Title:
"Love and Marriage"
Original Performer:
Frank Sinatra
Parody Song Title:
"Sex and Money"
Parody Written by:
Royce Miller
The Lyrics
This is "inspired" by the recent killings of mothers and babies by husbands that the women thought they knew....
Sex and money, sex and money
Two good reasons why I killed ya, honey
'Course, I've got no spine, luv
I'd never take this life of mine, luv
Sex and money, sex and money
Had no funds left in the bank, no honey
You no longer thrilled me
And that's what triggered me to kill, see
Try, try try to understand my
Terrible position
Try, try try to understand my
Pure evil decision
Sex and money, sex and money
Did you really think you knew me, honey?
This I'll tell ya, brother
If there's no sex
If there's no cash
Then why should any fella bother?
Did you try real hard to please me
I have much confusion
Real nice guy is how you see me
But it's an illusion
Sex and money, sex and money
When they're gone you know it just ain't funny
This I'll tell ya, brother
When there's no sex
When there's no cash
I killed my baby and its mother
Two good reasons why I killed ya, honey
'Course, I've got no spine, luv
I'd never take this life of mine, luv
Sex and money, sex and money
Had no funds left in the bank, no honey
You no longer thrilled me
And that's what triggered me to kill, see
Try, try try to understand my
Terrible position
Try, try try to understand my
Pure evil decision
Sex and money, sex and money
Did you really think you knew me, honey?
This I'll tell ya, brother
If there's no sex
If there's no cash
Then why should any fella bother?
Did you try real hard to please me
I have much confusion
Real nice guy is how you see me
But it's an illusion
Sex and money, sex and money
When they're gone you know it just ain't funny
This I'll tell ya, brother
When there's no sex
When there's no cash
I killed my baby and its mother
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545, not exactly funny, but that was probably your intent. Good job. =)
Pretty dark, Royce...but written with a lot of skill. 545
well written
You've Scott this one Neiled right on the head...fives
Very well written, Royce, overall sharp and incisive, but so non-funny, can't even turn How Funny into How Profound for this one....sorry, 525, but really good job.
What Stephen and Kristof both already said..545.
It's bad enough to blame your wife for your inadequacies, but how do you blame the baby, too? Touchingly written, Royce.
Very interesting
Thanks for the votes and comments. Sometimes writing a parody, for me, is just about writing something I am thinking about. It's an outlet. And the fact that people are allowed to express their thoughts through this venue is a good thing.
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When will you ever learn?
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