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Song Parodies -> "Escargo"

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Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

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The Lyrics

Escargo, Escargo,
I can't get 'em down
Escargo, Escargo,
They crawl on the ground..I hate 'em!
Couldn't even swallow 'em usin' booze..
Oh, Escargo
Those snails so sluggy, slinky and slimy brown

A hate treat, no great treat ..
Won't eat 'em, no way
They're slob things
I'll never put on my plate...Hey!
They are the slime,
The slime of the earth
And I am the man
who'll say nothin's their worth
Oh, Escargo, Escargo,
Throw 'em out!

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 4

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 5   3

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Larry Hensley - February 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Good one.
AFW - February 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Larry
alvin rhodes - February 13, 2006 - Report this comment
i'm shelling out fives
Tommy Tortoise - February 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Can you email this to me? On second thought, just send it snail mail.
Was going to vote Five, but my puter conched out.
AFW - February 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin and Tommy

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