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Song Parodies -> "Dogcraft"
Original Song Title:
"Witchcraft"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Frank Sinatra
Parody Song Title:
"Dogcraft"
Parody Written by:
Murky Thoughts
The Lyrics
That nose, that fur, that hair
That sly won't-catch-me stare
That draws me from my chair
It's dogcraft
And I've got no defense for it
The urge is too intense for it
What good would common sense for it do?
'cause it's dogcraft, doggone dogcraft
And although, I know, it's strictly absurd
When you persuade me to agree
My heart says yes indeed in me
You're treating me as something to herd
There's no real dialog
But this stick I won't hog
'cause I can't keep this dog deferred
That sly won't-catch-me stare
That draws me from my chair
It's dogcraft
And I've got no defense for it
The urge is too intense for it
What good would common sense for it do?
'cause it's dogcraft, doggone dogcraft
And although, I know, it's strictly absurd
When you persuade me to agree
My heart says yes indeed in me
You're treating me as something to herd
There's no real dialog
But this stick I won't hog
'cause I can't keep this dog deferred
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Um, you only wrote half a parody here. The verse and coda were cool, but what's with turning in the 2 bridges with the Original Words? Shame!
Half a parody? Hurumph. Says who or says where that every line has to be new? I'm proud to have so profoundly perverted an artist's intent with so few changes. Anyway, my dog likes it.
Ahem, if it's only a portion of a parody it really belongs in the Fragments section...
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