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Song Parodies -> "Cream and Butter"
Original Song Title:
"Love and Marriage"
Original Performer:
Frank Sinatra
Parody Song Title:
"Cream and Butter"
Parody Written by:
Royce Miller
The Lyrics
Cream and butter, cream and butter
Taste so wonderful they make me sputter
This I tell you brother
You can't have none without an udder
Cream and butter, cream and butter
Both so rich and pure my heart just flutters
At your local grocer
I think that stuff from cows is kosher
Try, try, try a separator
Centrifuge rotation
I guess that's the opposite of
Milk homogenation
Cream and butter, cream and butter
There is nothing like the real thing, brother
Fake stuff makes me shudder
you can't have milk
you can't have cream
you can't have cheese
Without an udder
Taste so wonderful they make me sputter
This I tell you brother
You can't have none without an udder
Cream and butter, cream and butter
Both so rich and pure my heart just flutters
At your local grocer
I think that stuff from cows is kosher
Try, try, try a separator
Centrifuge rotation
I guess that's the opposite of
Milk homogenation
Cream and butter, cream and butter
There is nothing like the real thing, brother
Fake stuff makes me shudder
you can't have milk
you can't have cream
you can't have cheese
Without an udder
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Have you and John Barry been doing some sort of ESP thing, Royce? Udderly adorable. 555
well written and funny...i'm a sucker for cow parodies anyway...5s
Kristof, I know, we both mentioned udders today, John and I. I have had the eery feeling before that our minds run along the same track at times----but I'll never write as many parodies as John Barry. Thanks for taking the time to read.
Great minds think alike, eh Royce. 5s, natch.
wow, you know a bit about the milk process, Royce - I'm impressed, as I was with your udder couplet - LOL - 555
Like Johnny Carson used to say, "Takes me back to my early days on the plains of Nebraska." ...We seperated our cream, and made our own butter, too. Good job, here...5's
cow tipping good 555
Very good stuff, Royce, and no cows were harmed during the performance of this parody.
Many thanks for the comments to all.
John Jenkins: What do you mean with "no cows were harmed"? They were milked for all they're worth!
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