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Song Parodies -> "The Girl Who Looks Anemic"

Original Song Title:

"The Girl From Ipanema"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"The Girl Who Looks Anemic"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Tall and pale, and ultra narrow
The Girl Who Looks Anemic
Goes walkin'
All bone, her ass is
Each guy she passes,
Says, "No"

She's so thin, looks like a zombie
1/2 size dress from Abercrombie
A stick with glasses
Each guy she passes,
Says, "Whoa!"

She not aware she looks badly
Someone should tell her, eat more
Guess thin is in when you're 'Fad'ly
Lank and lean like a green willow tree
She looks anorexic to me..

Tall and sad, and young and bonely
The Girl Who Looks Anemic
Goes walkin'
No guy makes passes
Her profile, they cannot see
(Just can't see)
But, they can see,
She's way too skinnee..

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stuart mcarthur - October 04, 2005 - Report this comment
as soon as I can't see their profile, their hubba hubba factor takes a huge dive AFW - good point - 555
John Barry - October 04, 2005 - Report this comment
A phat parody.
AFW - October 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Stuart and John....and notice I missed apostrophe- s on She at beginning of third stanza...hate those type-o's
alvin rhodes - October 04, 2005 - Report this comment
great title and the parody lived up to the promise...5s
Rick C - October 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Like Alvin said, great title and parody. Funny...555
AFW - October 04, 2005 - Report this comment
And thanks to alvin and Rick
Michael Pacholek - October 04, 2005 - Report this comment
It might make their blood Boyle in a dark Ally, but this rolling stone won't gather any Moss. As the klutzy baker used to say on Sesame Street, "Five... chocolate cream... pies!"
AFW - October 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Michael...and you made a BAM there, with Boyle, Ally, Moss..they could use those Choc. pies..

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