That Old Back Magic
Quacks can weave so well
That Old Back Magic
Ads and websites sell
Like heat massagers
In your chairs reclined
Beads and rollers
Up and down your spine
Those counter cure alls
Tubes of smelly rub
A spa whirlpool addition
To your tub
Around and round waves go
With your hard earned dough
Down the drain, glubbity glub..

You can't pass them up,
Each remedy's new
A cure's your aim
Your back's aflame
Aflame, just like
A burning hot wire
So, you're hoping this, this, this
Will put out the fire
Yes, this might be
The fate you're waitin' for
In sand, you stand
Your hand's on Satan's door
As farther down you go
Waste more hard earned dough
No win sin,
Scam is the game you're in
Under the spell
Of any Old Back Magic
They sell..