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Song Parodies -> "Praise the Lord and Pass the Sanitizer"

Original Song Title:

"Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition"

Original Performer:

Frank Loesser

Parody Song Title:

"Praise the Lord and Pass the Sanitizer"

Parody Written by:

Douglas Crawshaw Jr.

The Lyrics

Praise the Lord and pass the sanitizer
Praise the Lord and pass the sanitizer
Praise the Lord and pass the sanitizer
So we'll all be clean

Praise the Lord and use your analyzer
It will say, caution will make you wiser
Praise the Lord, we're one team like Budweiser
Beat COVID-19!

Yes, the doctor said it
And Bill Gates also gets credit
For the situational cautionary tale for thee

Shouting

Praise The Lord, with masks, don't be a miser
All aboard, with Xi and Moon and Kaizer
Praise The Lord, and pass the sanitizer
So we'll be clean

Praise the Lord (Praise The Lord) and pass the sanitizer
Praise the Lord (Praise The Lord) and pass the sanitizer
Praise the Lord (Praise The Lord) and pass the sanitizer
So we'll all be clean

Praise the Lord and pass the sanitizer
Praise the Lord and pass the sanitizer
Praise the Lord and pass the sanitizer
So we'll all be clean

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BB - April 06, 2020 - Report this comment
Nice job commenting on our latest "world war"! You might like to know that Frank Loesser also wrote "Slow Boat To China" back in 1949. I'm the author of "This is Life (With Covid-19)" which was posted 2 weeks ago.

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