Doggie doo, doggie doo,
Clean up your dog poop or our friendship is through!
Doggie pee, doggie pee,
Why must he always lift his leg on my tree?

Doggie doo, doggie doo,
I've got patches on my lawn!
Do it in your own back yard,
Aintcha got no regard, must their toilet be my lawn?

When I see a dorky Yorkie( yip, yip, yip, yip, yip)
It's a bad dream. I wanna scream!
When there's a big Akita hunched on my grass,
I'll kick his ass, he's got no class.

Where there's a Poodle, there's a puddle.
Oh, it gets me in a muddle! How can you be so uncouth?
You're so rude that I could blow my top!
Please be a dear and don't make me come out there!
Clean it up before i call a cop!

Doggie doo, (Oh, pee yoo!)
Doggie doo, (Oh, pee yoo!)
Clean up your dog poop or our friendship is through! (I'm tellin' you!)
Doggie pee, (Oh, dear me!)
Doggie pee, (Oh, dear me!)
Why must he always lift his leg on my tree?

Doggie doo, (Oh, pee yoo!)
Doggie doo, (Oh, pee yoo!)
I' ve got patches on my lawn!
Do it in your own back yard!
Aintcha got no regard? Must their toilet be my lawn?

I see a dorky Yorkie! (He wants to scream! It's a bad dream! I want to scream! ( It's a bad dream!)
When there's a bug Akita crouched on my grass,
I'll kick his ass, (He'll kick his ass!)
He's got no class! (He's got no class!)

Where there's a poodle theres a puddle.
Oh, it gets me in a muddle, how can you be so uncouth?
(It's so rude that he could blow his top!)
Please be a dear, don't make me come out there!
Clean it up before I call a cop!

Doggie doo, doggie doo,
Why must their toilet be my lawn?
We don't want your calling cards -
Ev'ry square foot of our yard!
Keep your darlings off our lawn!
Raise a stink and cops will come -
Nothin's gonna stop 'em from -
Droppin' land mines, leavin' E mails,
Doggie doo-in on my lawn!