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Song Parodies -> "That's What I'm Doing New Year's Eve?"

Original Song Title:

"What are You Doing New Year's Eve?"

Original Performer:

Frank Loesser

Parody Song Title:

"That's What I'm Doing New Year's Eve?"

Parody Written by:

Sharon Krebs

The Lyrics

I am scheduled to have my annual mammogram on New Year's Eve Day. As I looked at this appointment in my datebook, I thought about it being a way to end the year on a positive note, hoping and praying for good results from my test and encouraging other women to have a mammogram, helping to make their New Year a positive one. And remember—early care will help anyone on their road to a happy new year!
Maybe it's much to early in the game,
Ooh, but I thought I'd check my breasts the same—
I'm having a mammo New Year's
New Year's Eve.
Don't want breast pain while my man holds me tight
When it's exactly 12 o'clock at night,
That why I'll have a mammo
New Year's Eve!

Maybe I'm crazy to suppose
I'm one of the cases diagnosed
Out of some thousand mammograms that labs receive.
Ooh, but in case I stand one little chance,
I'd like to know the outcome in advance.
I'm going for my mammo
New Year's Eve!

Booked my appointment real soon.
I'm off from work that afternoon.
I hope to bring the coming year in
Cancer free!

So, to make sure your New Year will be fine,
Have a mammogram, feel "Auld Lang Syne"!
That's what I'm doing New Year's,
New Year's Eve!

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