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Song Parodies -> "Why Did You Call Me Doug?"

Original Song Title:

"Why Do Fools Fall In Love?"

Original Performer:

Frankie Lymon & The Teenagers

Parody Song Title:

"Why Did You Call Me Doug?"

Parody Written by:

Kristof Robertson

The Lyrics

Some questions you REALLY don't want answered......DKTOS? Here's the original.
(Der..dumbass, a dumbass, a dumbass, dodo!)

Oooooh, Doug!
Who's Doug? (x3)
Why did you call me Doug?

Why don't you...plee-ease explain?
The moment I made you come again
Why did you call me Dou-oug?

Why...are there strange socks under the rug?
Why don't you...want to hug?
Why did you call me Dou-oug?

Love's not a quiz-show game
And I've not changed my name
Sex with you is cool, but gee...
Do I need I.D?

Or I'll cry

Why do away
With saying, "I've had a long, hard day,
That's why I called you Dou-oug"?
Why...does our mail-man look really smug?
Why's there two coffee mugs?
Was that latte for Dou-oug?

Why do you act...flippant, coy and sweet?
I come home...each day to clean sheets!
Don't deny...
Why did you call me Doug?

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 11

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Peter Andersson - June 06, 2008 - Report this comment
Normally I'd say that I.D is better than V.D, but since I'm sure you'll get V:d a lot for this one you might have to doug deep to be cool with that. VVV.
Lionel Mertens - June 06, 2008 - Report this comment
I dug it. 5's
Matthias - June 06, 2008 - Report this comment
Another great one Doug, I mean Kristof!!! Kristof!!! Sorry it's been a long day that's why I called you Dou-oug.
Jason - June 06, 2008 - Report this comment
Pretty good!
AFW - June 06, 2008 - Report this comment
Very identifiable theme..on the other side of the wire, I've been guilty of that, myself
John Jenkins - June 06, 2008 - Report this comment
Very entertaining parody with a clever set of Doug rhymes.
Rick C - June 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Wow, Spaff and Kristof both submitting a parody on the same day! I feel like I just stepped out of a time machine! Good stuff, my good man. 555
alvin - June 08, 2008 - Report this comment
funny concept....i doug it
Michael Pacholek - June 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Maybe she was fooling around with the magician Doug Henning and he made her sexual frustration disappear. (Yes, I know he's dead now. And while I don't know anything about his personal life, in retrospect he sure seemed gay.) But you can pull these fives out of a hat. - June 10, 2008 - Report this comment
A perfect illustration for this would be that Far Side cartoon with BEWARE OF DOUG. Nice job, man.
stuart mcarthur - June 10, 2008 - Report this comment
if it makes you feel better KR, her mailman's been complaining that she sometimes calls him Kristof (er, no that wouldn't make you feel better now I think about it)
loved the I.D. ref, and the 2 coffee mugs, and I just love the name Doug - it's funny on its own for some reason, and it's another addition to McKludge's collection of "love" subs - 555

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