-> "Law Ride"
Original Song Title:
"Rawhide"
Original Performer:
Frankie Laine (TV Show Theme)
Parody Song Title:
"Law Ride"
The Lyrics
Rollin, rollin, rollin
Rollin, rollin, rollin
Rollin, rollin, rollin
Rollin, rollin, rollin
Rollin, rollin, rollin
Cruiser out patrollin'
Caught me midnite strollin'
Law Ride !
Couldn't hide the slimjim
Cop said, "Look, what's on him."
Not mine, a friend's, I alibi-ed
Standin' near a Caddy
Made excuse a baddie
They knew, I tried to steal a ride...
Asked my name..and ID
Showed 'em pic...it was me
Searched my pants...patted down
Law Ride
Read the rights..with arrest
Cuffs on tight...shackle pressed
Dipped my head...in the back
Law Ride !
Went jailin' jailin' jailin'
Had them sirens wailin'
Gonna need some bailin'
Law Ride !
Arraigned, and swiftly jointed
A lawyer court appointed
Don't think he's really on my side
In my ear, he's stating
Plead guilty, clients waiting
Ten years will fly quickly by, a slide...
Clamp my hands...on his throat
Cut his air...all she wrote!
Limp he was...like a goat..
Law Ride !
Yah!
Guards rush in...new arraign
Lawyer says...plead insane
Verdict read...guilty, plain..
Law Ride !
Waitin' here...on death row
Feelin' good...vengeance glow
No more talk...gotta go...
Law Ride !
Yah!
Rollin' rollin' rollin'
Rollin' rollin' rollin'
Yah!
Rollin, rollin' rollin'
Cyanide pill is rollin'
Yah!
Law Ride !
Yah!
Last Ride !
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