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Song Parodies -> "Wild Hairs"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Frankie Laine(later, by Blues Bros.)

Parody Song Title:

"Wild Hairs"

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The Lyrics

Growin' growin' growin'
Faster than you're knowin'
Where the heck they goin'?
...Wild Hairs

You scissor and you snip' em
Frantically you rip 'em
Pluck 'em and clip 'em
...All away..
Poppin' at your ears out
Gotta' get the shears out
"Smart Assy" one appears out
...Every day..

Cut 'em off, back, they'll come
Inches long, bothersome
Where they all comin' from?
...Wild Hairs

Sproutin' fast, like a weed
Wonder on, what they feed
Follicles we don't need
...Wild Hairs

Growin' growin' growin'
Every morning, showin'
Who, with seeds, is sowin'
Wild Hairs?
They're too fast for a razor
Like a Chevy Blazer
You trim 'em flat, but they have spares
There is nothin' bolder,
Guess when we grow older
The only wild thing left is,
Wild Hairs !

Wild Hairs !
Wild Hairs !

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 9

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Phil Alexander - April 23, 2007 - Report this comment
You should record this, AFW - it'll be the perfect complement to my "Body Hair" (the parody, that is)
alvin - April 23, 2007 - Report this comment
i absolutely LOVE when you do this song...this was no exception
Ann Hammond - April 23, 2007 - Report this comment
I sang
AFW - April 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Phil...but, I'm just a writer, not a recorder, (persay)..and thanks, alvin...always appreciate your votes and input....and thanks, Ann
PMS - April 23, 2007 - Report this comment
very funny!
AFW - April 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, PMS
JP - April 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Funny and smartly written...just like every parody Mr. AFW does! 5's.
TJC - April 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Excellente, mi`Heneral (he can run and he CAN hyde!)
AFW - April 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Appreciate the extra fine comp. Mr. JP...and thanks, TJC...I'm afraid my spanish is limited to peanuts..
Red Ant - April 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Excellent work, great rhyming hair, AFW. 5s.
AFW - April 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks to RA
Andria - September 26, 2007 - Report this comment
AFW, I kind of have wild hair. It is very curly, very textured and 40 inches long, and it is very difficult to care for at times. Although you wrote about nose hair (of which I have none), I appreciate your parody about hair that is very difficult to live with. 555
AFW - September 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Thank you, Andria...always appreciate your votes and comments

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