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Song Parodies -> "Foodfight At Golden Corral"

Original Song Title:

"Gunfight At OK Corral"

Original Performer:

Frankie Laine, from movie soundtrack

Parody Song Title:

"Foodfight At Golden Corral"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

A food fight began
Our brave messy stand

Heard enough drink slurps
And uncouth noisy burps
Showed that rude gang
Who sat next to our table

Melon balls
Spaghetti on the walls
As we emptied that buffet
We blew that bunch away..

I creamed
One dork...
With asian pork...
Macaroni and beef..
They wore like a wreath...
From The Foodfight At Golden Corral

Came the call, in South Bend,
All the cops they would send
To the Foodfight At Golden Corral..
Foodfight At Golden Corral..

Soup swill...
Soup swill...
So cold,
But still...
When it hit the spot
Nosed noodles they got
From our...soup swill

Threw on,
Threw on
Till food...
Was gone
We were pissed and mad
Gave it all we had
And threw,
Threw on...

Chicken gravy,
Around the floor was lyin'
In the melee,
A bucket and a broom thrown

White rice
Tossed nice
So did
Crushed ice
With a strawberry shake
Good aim, I did take
Then I followed with peach pie,
One slice...

Soup swill,
Soup swill,
So cold,
And still...
When the battle was done
We knew we had won
That big Foodfight At Golden Corral

Golden Corral....
Foodfight At Golden corral !

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

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Rex - March 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Love the title, love the concept, love the parody! I hurl 555 generic meat patties in your general direction.
alvin rhodes - March 11, 2006 - Report this comment
i'll give ya fives for "creamed one dork with asian pork" alone
Red Ant - March 11, 2006 - Report this comment
DRTOS well but funny.
Larry Hensley - March 12, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS but that'd be funny stuff at Golden Coral.
Tommy Turtle - March 12, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but what alvin said... Sounds as though this Golden Corral was actually an "Animal House". Five French fries flung.
AFW - March 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Rex, alvin, Red Ant, Larry, and Tommy

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