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Song Parodies -> "Floaters"

Original Song Title:

"Rawhide"

Original Performer:

Frankie Laine

Parody Song Title:

"Floaters"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Floaters, Floaters, Floaters
Floaters, Floaters, Floaters
Floaters, Floaters, Floaters,
Eye-eye..

Floaters, Floaters, Floaters
Pepper specks with motors
Watchin' little Floaters
Go by

We are ancient voters
Us nursing home emoters
Our game is watchin' Floaters
That fly

Oh, it's a crazy pastime,
For after meals, at gas time,
Seein' more than last time,
low and high

There goes one,...really fast..
'Nother one,...just flew past
Very long,...they don't last...
Floaters!

Watch 'em go...on their way
I saw more...than Jose
It's a game...we all play...
Floaters!

Oh, Floaters, Floaters, Floaters
Like a lake with boaters
Countin' all the Floaters
We spy

They're right there in the corner
Same as Little Jack Horner
Who put his thumb in that plum pie

Eyeball frisbee tossers,
Or tiny flying saucers
These objects we can't i-dent-ify

Five for Rose,...six for Fred
Eight for Bill,...ten for Ed
I got twelve,...I'm ahead,
Floaters!

Sam is back,...went and peed
Eyes are sore...won't concede
Gotta' go,...keep the lead,
Floaters!
FLOATERS!






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John Barry - March 28, 2006 - Report this comment
You got more than 12. . .15.
Paree Dee - March 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Laughed so hard I peed...
alvin rhodes - March 28, 2006 - Report this comment
i always love when you parody this song...this is most inventive
AFW - March 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Thank you, John....and thank you, Paree....and thank you, alvin...
Tommy Turtle - March 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Do ya have any idea what I thought this was gonna be about??? What a "relief".... 555
Rick C - March 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Five rods and cones. Nice job, AFW
AFW - March 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Tommy...I think I can guess without buying a bowel............... And thanks, Rick C.
Stuart McArthur - March 28, 2006 - Report this comment
You have a lovely way with turds, AFW, and there were lots of nice plays on turds here, for that matter - 555
AFW - March 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Stuart....Sorry if I gave the wrong signals with this...actually..it's really about those little black specks we sometimes see in our eyes...
Larry Hensley - March 29, 2006 - Report this comment
It stinks when your roommates leave floaters in the toilet. 555's
AFW - March 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Larry..but, I guess I should have used a disclaimer..at the start...nobody wants to take this as being about eye floaters..
Stuart McArthur - March 29, 2006 - Report this comment
even though I've now reread it knowing the true meaning, AFW, it still works perfectly for our alternative sick-and-twisted interpretation!!
Larry Hensley - March 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Oh, now I read the comments, and it's a good parody about that too. But Stu's right about being able to read it either way, as well!

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