-> "They Gave Her Some Mountains"
Original Song Title:
"You Gave Me A Mountain"
Parody Song Title:
"They Gave Her Some Mountains"
She said, " I want big breast implants."
And I'm one for pleasin' the wife
But, such mammoth tata's they gave her
I'd never seen in my life
I've wandered the globe, been all over
Eyeballed many boobs, in my day
Climbed one pink hill after another,
And enjoyed them all, I must say
But, this time,Lord, They gave her some mountains
Like fantasies dreamed in my prime
And she ain't got just hills, any longer
He Gave Her Some Mountains, this time
My woman tired of the "Teenies"
So, she went under the knife
Got tired of just havin' nothin'
To take from her bra every night..
Now, I have my own Dolly Parton
They're Mount Mckinley's, Oh Boy!
Each time I look at those twin peaks
I get a feeling of joy
Cause, this time, Lord, They Gave Her Some mountains
Some mountains, that dare me to climb
No, she ain't got just hills, any longer
They Gave Her Some Mountains, this time...
Yes, They Gave Her Some Mountains, this time
"Sir, why do you climb mountains?
"Because they're there..."
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