Song Parodies -> "Trollin'"

Original Song Title:

"Rawhide"

Original Performer:

"Trollin'"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Feel it in your colon?

Trollin', trollin', trollin',
Trollin', trollin', trollin',
Trollin', trollin', trollin',
Trollin', trollin', trollin'
Online!

Keep trollin', trollin', trollin',
Though my balls are swollen,
At my keyboard trollin'
Online!

I gots to get Dem-Libtards,
Goose-steppin' shitshards,
Hittin' dem one's on AmiRight--

Comments must be pissin'
Dems off with all my dissin'!
Anonymous, that's me, on this site!

Vote 'em down! Rack 'em up!
Beat 'em up! Tick 'em off!
Pick a name! Hidin' out
Online!

Hit a one! Hit a ton!
Tote a gun! Miss a pun!
Lower case! Leave no trace
Online!

Keep bashin', bashin', bashin',
Daily Trump they're trashin',
Trollin' is my passion
Online!

I'm tryin' ta understand 'em,
Their massive faithful fandom--
Someday I'll get on with my life...

It gets so frustratin'!
Cockblocks my masturbatin'!
I'm hatin' as I gay
Fantasize...

Bootin' up! Loggin' in!
Clickin' on, fifty one's!
Send 'em in! Creep 'em out
Online!

Gover'mint! Shut it down!
Build a wall! Eat a steak!
Poop a rock! Spill my guts
Online!

Trollin', trollin', trollin',
Trollin', trollin', trollin',
Trollin', trollin', trollin',
Trollin', trollin', trollin'
Online!

©Bob "Can't We All Just Get A Long" Gomez 2019

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Golden Rule - January 18, 2019 - Report this comment

I love how every self-righteous leftard scold's "morality" consists of "It was totally moral when WE treated you that way but you shouldn't be allowed to do it to us because shut up!"

Golden Rule - January 18, 2019 - Report this comment

I love how every self-righteous leftard scold's "morality" consists of "It was totally moral when WE treated you that way but you shouldn't be allowed to do it to us because shut up!"

Jonathan Spurlock - January 18, 2019 - Report this comment

The idea was great--leftists can dish it out but can't take it, and are dismayed when anyone refuses to let them bully someone else. I deducted a few points for the language but the one-sidedness, even on this site, has to stop. Let's get back to making fun of the lyrics, not each other, shall we?

CML - January 19, 2019 - Report this comment

^^^^^I dont believe Gomez is on the Trump side, Jon. But you and TM are making a good point. I used to post lots of political stuff, but, starting in late 2013, leftie trolls (or maybe it was just one truly mentally diseased individual) started in with an unbelievable avalanche of abuse. I'd respond to everything they (he) would say, but he would just never stop. And the whole thing was clearly harming the website .. so I stopped posting, just to keep the peace. I've posted over 100 parodies on conservative sites that have never shown up here. But if one side wants to get abusive ....

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