-> "Pre-paid"
Original Song Title:
"Rawhide"
Parody Song Title:
"Pre-paid"
The Lyrics
Rollin', rollin', rollin'.
Rollin', rollin', rollin'.
Rollin', rollin', rollin'.
Rollin', rollin', rollin'.
Pre-paid!
Ha! Ha!
Be rollin', rollin'. rollin',
Hearseback.. I'll be rollin',
Kin won't need consolin',
Pre-paid!
Went down to my mortician,
Got a pre-condition,
Mission, accomplished..for last ride
Chose a purple coffin'
Nice box,..picked out a soft one,
I hopped in..for a re-hearse-al slide..
Lotta' space, pillow's soft,
Like an old..barn hayloft
Tissue box, if I cough,
Pre-paid!
Cancels tab..for in-laws,
Limits blab..of their jaws,
When I take..that big pause,
Pre-paid!
Ha! Ha!
In my coffin, newbie
DVD ..so groovy..
I can watch a movie..
Prepaid!
At my wake, better go there,
I'm gonna' have a ho there
Pole..and a stripper by my side
Nervous at the mention,
Anxiety and tension,
Just can't wait to be mum..mified..
No "Autops"...must be whole,
Farewell cake...balloon toe,
Prop me up...suntan glow
Pre-paid!
After rites...on the plains
Head for "Bills...Happy Lanes"
Beer and wine...and champagnes,
Pre-paid!
(Bowlin', bowlin', bowlin',)
(Strikes and spares...and strollin' )
Ha!
(Bowlin', bowlin', bowlin',)
Ha!
(No sad churchbells tollin')
Prepaid!
Ha!
Pre-paid!
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How Funny: | 4.8 | |
Overall Rating: | 4.8 | |
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Total Votes: | 9 |
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