Song Parodies -> Rat Hide

Original Song Title:	"Rawhide"
Original Performer:	Frankie Laine

Parody Song Title:	"Rat Hide"
Parody Written by:	Airfarcewon

Rodents, rodents, rodents,
Rodents, rodents, rodents,
Rodents, rodents, rodents,
Fast food rest'rant rodents
Rat Hide!

KFC, they're dwellin'
Also Taco Bellin'
Customer's keep smellin'
Rat Hide!

Creepin' after hours
Up before Matt Lauer's
Bloomin...like flowers on the floor
That ain't no chihuahua
They make ya' wanna' "Showah"
Finger lickin's not like...before...

Run 'em out,
Clean 'em out,
Trap 'em out,
Get 'em out...
Stick 'em out..
Kick 'em out..
Rat Hide!

Boot 'em out,
Knock 'em out,
Scoot 'em out,
Lock 'em out,
Do away
With that gray...
Rat Hide!

Right on the floor, they're snackin'
Ugly and fat backin'
I think they're back packin'
Rat Hide!

That one looks like Williard,
There's Ben, and there goes Milliard
Draggin their tails, on tile they glide..

Hate to be a griper,
But fat rats make me hyper
Pied Piper,
They need one on their side

Rat Hide!
Rat Hide!
Rat Hide!

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Michael Pacholek - March 05, 2007 - Report this comment

You're in Victory Laine with this one. A tardy congratulations on hitting Number 900!

Phil Alexander - March 05, 2007 - Report this comment

ROFL (Rats on floor, laughing)

AFW - March 05, 2007 - Report this comment

Thanks, Michael, and Phil

Yoidy - March 05, 2007 - Report this comment

Them rats need some rolfin' 555s!

Kristof Robertson - March 05, 2007 - Report this comment

Absolutely my favourite of the day. BRAVO! 555+

Paul Robinson - March 05, 2007 - Report this comment

Well, I found this very ratisfying, AFW, so I'm giving it a "5-5-5" ratting here ~ ~ ~

Stuart McArthur - March 05, 2007 - Report this comment

LOL! - hilarious from the first line AFW, and I loved "Finger lickin's not like...before..." - 555

Tim Hall - March 05, 2007 - Report this comment

Everybody needs a little KFC or think outside the bell? No, but you need 5's for this effort

AFW - March 05, 2007 - Report this comment

Thanks, Yoidy, Kristof, Paul, Stuart, and Tim...for votes, comments, and puns

Ann Hammond - March 05, 2007 - Report this comment

I liked it too

John Jenkins - March 06, 2007 - Report this comment

Very, very clever, especially the "griper/hyper/Piper" verse.

AFW - March 06, 2007 - Report this comment

Thanks, to Ann and John

Adagio - March 08, 2007 - Report this comment

Ahh...you saw that news too, huh? It had a gross video to go with it, it would have been good with this...not any of their food, though. 5's (Loved the title)

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Song Parodies -> Rat Hide

"Rawhide"

Frankie Laine

"Rat Hide"

Airfarcewon

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