Song Parodies -> "Stress Test"

Original Song Title:

"Rawhide Theme"

Original Performer:

"Stress Test"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Walkin' Walkin' Walkin'

Keep movin', movin', movin',
EKG is groovin'
Keep your old legs movin'..Stress Test!
Don't try to understand 'em
Those squiggled lines of random
The screen's displayin' from your chest
Up hill, they speed the pacin';
High numbers, your heart's racin'
It's racin' like Seabiscuit, you guess

Pick 'em up, put 'em down
Puffin' hard in a gown
Gotta' win triple crown,
Stress Test!

On your head sweat collects
Feel a burn at your pecs
Everything, but the sex...
Stress Test!

Walkin', walkin', walkin',
Walkin', walkin', walkin'
Walkin', walkin', walkin'
Walkin', walkin', walkin'
Stress Test!

Walkin', walkin', walkin'
Ain't Christopher, you're talkin'
On that treadmill walkin'
Stress Test!
Monitored blood pressure
Ain't no thing of pleasure
Fast, your ticker pounds in your breast
Out of breath and tired
Can't wait to get unwired
And have a chance to take a little rest

Pick 'em up, put 'em down
Puffin' hard in a gown
Gotta' win triple crown,
Stress Test!

On your head sweat collects
Feel a burn in your pecs
Everything, but the sex,
Stress Test!

Keep movin', movin', movin'
EKG is groovin'
Hope good health it's provin'
Stress Test!
Don't try to understand 'em
Those squiggled lines of random
That screen's displayin' from your chest
Now, heart's thru calculatin'
Time, for which, you been waitin'
Thank Satan, it's the end of your ride..

Thank Satan, it's the end of your ride..

Stress Test!
Stress Test!
Stress Test!

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Matthias - January 18, 2007 - Report this comment

You look healthy to me

alvin rhodes - January 18, 2007 - Report this comment

great twist on the OS...lol

Michael E Cormier - January 18, 2007 - Report this comment

Life. The best stress test in the world. Good job 555

AFW - January 18, 2007 - Report this comment

Thanks, Guys

Meriadoc - January 18, 2007 - Report this comment

I thought it was gonna be about one of those thingies they always run in Cosmo.... :-)

PMS - January 18, 2007 - Report this comment

My heart beat 555 times a minute while reading this

Below Average Dave - January 18, 2007 - Report this comment

AFW, why don't you participate in the boards, I think you could do well in the contests. . .I mean it's just fun to read through and have opinions given, your parodies are pretty good and I also think you'd be good for recordings with some of these. . .anyhow 555 on this one too.

Tommy Turtle - January 19, 2007 - Report this comment

Your parodies of this OS are always enjoyable... "Everything, but the sex.." had me lol.... Come to think of it, why don't they use that for a stress test instead of the stupid treadmill??? Hope yer cholesterol isn't as high as yer song rating, i.e. 555

John Lomain - January 19, 2007 - Report this comment

Fun parody

Casting Director - January 19, 2007 - Report this comment

Oh, and AFW, see the explanation of your casting that was posted back at the West Side Story musical number... TT

AFW - January 19, 2007 - Report this comment

Thanks, all....and B.A.D.....appreciate your commentary...this IS sort of like a contest with these submits...and I do enter contests in some other humor websites..spread kinda' thin...keeps me busy..and yeah, TT...I caught that

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