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Song Parodies -> "T. Cruz"

Original Song Title:

"Sea Cruise"

Original Performer:

Frankie Ford

Parody Song Title:

"T. Cruz"

Parody Written by:

Parody Pete

The Lyrics

We dedicate this parody to Frankie Ford, who passed away this year on Sept. 29th at the age of 76.
Old man "Lection's" got real big shoes
"Orange" ain't sittin' and singin' the blues
Ain't no dough test, when there's billions to lose
Trump's a guy to take him on, old T. Cruz

Who he? Who he? baby
Who he? Who he? baby
Who he? Who he? baby
Trump's the one to take him on - yeah, T. Cruz

Ted's been rollin' - pollin' high in Iowa state
We'll see who's hay - come Tuesday's big debate

Well, Donald's been a'rockin' with his hat in the ring
Up through the pack comes Teddy, and he's ready to sting
Who will be blessed - after GOP "Tues"
Thing's been buzzin' cousin, 'bout a T. Cruz

Who he? Who he? baby
Who he? Who he? baby
Who he? Who he? baby
Trump's a dude to take him on - ahh, T. Cruz

The Prez Run's really rollin' baby, I ain't lyin
That calendar is flippin' - not much time for buyin'
Ask Kanye West - who's the all time best choose
Trump'll mow the White House lawn - not T. Cruz

Who he? Who he? baby
Who he? Who he? baby
Who he? Who he? baby
Wednesday, we'll learn history on Fox News

Need more braggin' - Donald won'tcha honor us please!
Watch out, Megyn - Baby those arteries

Who he? Who he? baby
Who he? Who he? baby
Who he? Who he? baby
Trump's the bump he'll rattle on - old T. Cruz

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Michael Pacholek - December 15, 2015 - Report this comment
"Tea" Cruz, indeed.
So... - December 15, 2015 - Report this comment
...how do Cruz's teabags taste when you're sucking on them, Mikey?
Voter - December 15, 2015 - Report this comment
Cruz rulz...!!!

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