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Song Parodies -> "The Garfield Movie"
Original Song Title:
"Where’s That Rainbow (From “Peggy Ann”)"
Original Performer:
Frank Black and his Orchestra
Parody Song Title:
"The Garfield Movie"
Parody Written by:
Jack Benny, the Earth Galloper
The Lyrics
OS was performed as the first song on Jack Benny’s radio show on 4/1/1934, but the song was not recorded. So instead a different song’s lyrics have been substituted here.
Sing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
Then, you’ll swing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
That food chain is bound to get you,
Oh, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
Don’t go slow, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
That food chain is bound to get you,
Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it...mmm...
(female vocal)
Burger King,
Start in to buy, then soon, you’ll be buying,
Burger King,
Go in and eat, the food chain is beating,
Food tastes sweet,
Like ejaculation, (dee-de-oh!)
Fries come free,
It’s the chain that’s putting the world on its feet,
Burger King,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Burger King,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
Oh, you’ll catch on at once,
Well, Have It Your Way, and see,
Let’s have Burger King!
(vocal trio)
Burger King,
Start in to buy, then soon, you’ll be buying,
Burger King,
Go in and eat, the food chain is beating,
Food tastes sweet,
Like ejaculation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
Fries come free,
It’s the chain that’s putting the world on its feet,
Burger King,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Burger King,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Have It Your Way, and see,
Let’s have Burger King, whoa!
Burger King,
(instrumental call-back)
Burger King,
(instrumental call-back)
Food tastes sweet,
Like ejaculation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
Fries come free,
It’s the chain that’s putting the world on its feet,
Burger King,
(instrumental call-back)
Burger King,
(instrumental call-back)
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Have It Your Way, and see,
Let’s have Burger King, whoa!
Simple as the day is long!
Then, you’ll swing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
That food chain is bound to get you,
Oh, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
Don’t go slow, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
That food chain is bound to get you,
Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it...mmm...
(female vocal)
Burger King,
Start in to buy, then soon, you’ll be buying,
Burger King,
Go in and eat, the food chain is beating,
Food tastes sweet,
Like ejaculation, (dee-de-oh!)
Fries come free,
It’s the chain that’s putting the world on its feet,
Burger King,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Burger King,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
Oh, you’ll catch on at once,
Well, Have It Your Way, and see,
Let’s have Burger King!
(vocal trio)
Burger King,
Start in to buy, then soon, you’ll be buying,
Burger King,
Go in and eat, the food chain is beating,
Food tastes sweet,
Like ejaculation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
Fries come free,
It’s the chain that’s putting the world on its feet,
Burger King,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Burger King,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Have It Your Way, and see,
Let’s have Burger King, whoa!
Burger King,
(instrumental call-back)
Burger King,
(instrumental call-back)
Food tastes sweet,
Like ejaculation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
Fries come free,
It’s the chain that’s putting the world on its feet,
Burger King,
(instrumental call-back)
Burger King,
(instrumental call-back)
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Have It Your Way, and see,
Let’s have Burger King, whoa!
Simple as the day is long!
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